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Old 09-12-2013, 01:53 PM
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Default Worst superpowers ever?

Never gaining weight.

Be careful how much you eat bro, its all gotta come out somewhere (your poobutt)
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Old 09-12-2013, 01:55 PM
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No, but you probably have tapeworm.
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Old 09-12-2013, 01:59 PM
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20 years? How old are you?
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Old 09-12-2013, 01:59 PM
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Old 09-12-2013, 02:03 PM
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It's hard for me to put on weight, but I'm pretty sure that is true for 99.95% of males in their '20s. I expect that my metabolism will catch up with me like everyone else.

"It's impossible for me to gain weight."
- Said no one in their '30s or '40s, ever.
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Old 09-12-2013, 02:04 PM
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Old 09-12-2013, 02:13 PM
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I have been on some srs calorie diets + protein shakes + steroid injections trying to bulk.
Hello testicular cancer and bacne.
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Old 09-12-2013, 02:21 PM
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There's actually fairly little variation in someone's metabolism, maybe +/- 500 calories unless someone is very muscular or obese as fuck. A taller, heavier person might have a BMR around 2100, while a little woman could be 1100. Either way, the margin is only a cheeseburger/soda or two.

If you think you can't gain weight, you aren't eating as much as you think you are. Lots of people were like "lol i hadz 2 slice of pizza and a bowl of ice cream today oink oink I can eat whatev i want". Bitch I used to put away an entire pizza in a sitting then raid the fridge later that night
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