![]() |
#1
|
|||
|
![]() Never gaining weight.
Be careful how much you eat bro, its all gotta come out somewhere (your poobutt)
__________________
SAEANORN THE MACHO MAGE ON QUARM | ||
|
#2
|
|||
|
![]() No, but you probably have tapeworm.
__________________
Stinkum's Greatest Hits:
In Defense of the Paladin In Memory of Cros Treewind The Top 4 Most Depressing Facts about the Titanium Client | ||
|
#3
|
|||
|
![]() 20 years? How old are you?
__________________
Stinkum's Greatest Hits:
In Defense of the Paladin In Memory of Cros Treewind The Top 4 Most Depressing Facts about the Titanium Client | ||
|
#4
|
|||
|
![]() Instead of semen you cum little gold nuggets
| ||
|
#5
|
|||
|
![]() It's hard for me to put on weight, but I'm pretty sure that is true for 99.95% of males in their '20s. I expect that my metabolism will catch up with me like everyone else.
"It's impossible for me to gain weight." - Said no one in their '30s or '40s, ever.
__________________
Stinkum's Greatest Hits:
In Defense of the Paladin In Memory of Cros Treewind The Top 4 Most Depressing Facts about the Titanium Client | ||
|
#6
|
|||
|
![]() Not needing to blink.
__________________
"Careful what you put out there, it could come right back & hit you smack in the face." -- Peatree, 2013
![]() | ||
|
#7
|
||||
|
![]() Quote:
__________________
Estolcles Guerrero: Human Paladin <Europa>
Kalila Hart: Human Druid <Europa> Lemmi Kilmaster: Halfling Warrior <Europa> Wolfang: Human Monk Estolcles: Human Paladin *Thread postings and responses are 99.9999% of the time not representing the thoughts and beliefs of Europa, including any/all of it's members and officers. "You chicken chokin' pecker puke!" ~Terry Funk | |||
|
#8
|
|||
|
![]() There's actually fairly little variation in someone's metabolism, maybe +/- 500 calories unless someone is very muscular or obese as fuck. A taller, heavier person might have a BMR around 2100, while a little woman could be 1100. Either way, the margin is only a cheeseburger/soda or two.
If you think you can't gain weight, you aren't eating as much as you think you are. Lots of people were like "lol i hadz 2 slice of pizza and a bowl of ice cream today oink oink I can eat whatev i want". Bitch I used to put away an entire pizza in a sitting then raid the fridge later that night | ||
|
#9
|
|||
|
![]()
__________________
Bitch Please. I'm Fabulous!
Masquerade - R99 Foxxie/Foxie - R99 ![]() | ||
|
![]() |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|