the GAINS thread - Page 99

skarlorn · #1 08-16-2018, 01:42 PM

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Deep into month 2 without wife. Currently, I’m watching fullmetal alchemist brotherhood shirtless in the media room eating a block of Gouda. I’m eating this block by biting straight into it

I also haven’t been to the gym this week. Last week my son had people over at my house instead of his apartment. He’s a CRNA and so there are a lot of nurses in his social circle. This one named Tara ended up staying, unbeknownst to me, after everyone else left. I wake up around 2 to splashing and shit going on outside in the hot tub. I go out there and she’s topless, a 25 year old hot brunette nurse. As I go out there, knowing full well what’s going on, she moves over to the edge and presses her boobs up against the side of the hot tub

I didn’t cheat on my wife. But once I had had a beer with her in the hot tub, finally convinced her to leave without smashing, I went inside and masturbated furiously. WTB my wife

lmao

stalk her thru your son's facebook profiel and drop us a link here my good lad

Wonkie · #2 08-16-2018, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Patriam1066 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Deep into month 2 without wife. Currently, I’m watching fullmetal alchemist brotherhood shirtless in the media room eating a block of Gouda. I’m eating this block by biting straight into it

I also haven’t been to the gym this week. Last week my son had people over at my house instead of his apartment. He’s a CRNA and so there are a lot of nurses in his social circle. This one named Tara ended up staying, unbeknownst to me, after everyone else left. I wake up around 2 to splashing and shit going on outside in the hot tub. I go out there and she’s topless, a 25 year old hot brunette nurse. As I go out there, knowing full well what’s going on, she moves over to the edge and presses her boobs up against the side of the hot tub

I didn’t cheat on my wife. But once I had had a beer with her in the hot tub, finally convinced her to leave without smashing, I went inside and masturbated furiously. WTB my wife

*gives Pupperoni*

Patriam1066 · #3 08-16-2018, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Snappers [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you are a pussy and should have plowed her

you will regret it forever, why did you get married in the first place?

oh shit that's right your a pussy.

Can you teach me to be unappealing to women? I need help

Mead · #4 08-15-2018, 11:41 PM

The week off I took was a smart decision. I lost 0 strength. Actually gained today on chest. Feeling real good. I'm going to work on doing more yoga, stretching, and warm-ups to give myself a better shot at being injury free.

ScaringChildren · #5 08-16-2018, 01:30 PM

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Patriam1066 · #6 08-19-2018, 08:50 PM

Getting old sucks

Does anyone have an inversion table or know them well enough to make a recommendation? Thanks and God bless

skarlorn · #7 08-20-2018, 04:15 PM

GAINS log - 8/20/18

The Finger heals well. I've abstaned from exercise since last week. Today the laceration is no longer looking fucky. Should get stitches out SEWN.

I got back into my routine today by doing kendo exercises at home, a series of squats and lunges paired swinging the shinai in my back yard. Then i did other routines that a baka like you would not comprehend *autistically adjusts thick set glasses*

(i don't wear glasses, 20/20 vision masterrace)

I mentioned to Mead that alcohol is really fucking me up when I drink these days. He said something that stood out to me, which is that it seems like you may be hungover for 1 or 2 days, but that it really fucks up an entire week. I feel the same way, so I've decided to majorly restrict my drinking.

I'm now running a 2 drinks per week MAX limit. Last week I used my 2 rations of whiskey on Thursday night. I drank them while playing WoW and then met up with my side piece, ate tacos, then i fucked her. I do not like her very much so the whiskey helped. i will no logner give her my seed.

Looking forward to this finger being fully healed so i can blast EM peccs

LulzSect© · #8 08-20-2018, 04:59 PM

got my SK JBoOtS off Drelzna b4 item removal timeline rather painlessly wHilE dual WielDing laptopS multiSasKin

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bigjeff100 · #9 08-20-2018, 05:11 PM

Soooo I like blowing my money on random gym toys, and new supplements. Just picked this silly thing up to play with a bit.. It sure does isolate the muscle pretty darn well, found myself curling well below my normal weight. I don't see myself using it more than once a month to be honest, but was worth trying! Anybody else dicked around with these a bit?

https://www.amazon.com/Cannon-Curl-B...+blaster&psc=1

Mead · #10 08-22-2018, 04:27 PM

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Soooo I like blowing my money on random gym toys, and new supplements. Just picked this silly thing up to play with a bit.. It sure does isolate the muscle pretty darn well, found myself curling well below my normal weight. I don't see myself using it more than once a month to be honest, but was worth trying! Anybody else dicked around with these a bit?

https://www.amazon.com/Cannon-Curl-B...+blaster&psc=1

I'm curious to hear how this is working for you. I haven't really done much research on the difference between this and the seated preacher curl besides the obvious core muscles while standing.