Patriam1066 appreciation thread.

[starkind]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Everything was fine as far as I was concerned until dec 2019, on my flight home from christmas that year watching people get dirt dumped on their building exits in china I thought "oh the zombie invasion is starting" and bought 3 months worth of MRE's and water and propain and 100 p99 filters and 3 full masks along with 200 p95 masks

The only thing I didn't buy was toilet paper...

I was mostly larping, until I saw the first blood moon (the sky was dark orange) at that point I decided, the end was now.

I'm just going to chill until God comes back. I don't feel like fighting anymore.

I had great dreams last night, if you can believe them. We may get heaven on earth sooner than we realize. I find that the general population lags behind about 4-10 years, so in about 6 more years we'll be in another world, and I believe other people can catch up and get their spirits up. If there's even 500 million people with a new godly loving soul we are going to see massive changes in the state. Of beings. And the states themselves.

[Jibartik]

I am going to live like a field mouse and watch his glorious return from a mountaintop in the yukon.

[Mesocyclone]

Father Time leaves everybody with nothing.

Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.. Miss Lewinsky.

Hill: And even if he did, what difference does it make at this point?

Kamala: Ha ha haa!

Bill Gates: Well, he's dead

[Trexller]

Originally Posted by Mesocyclone [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bill: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.. Miss Lewinsky.

This sketch aged amazingly well:

[Youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYt0khR_ej0[/Youtube]

[Jibartik]

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[starkind]

I'm about half way through the forever time.

[Jibartik]

I cant wait to see the looks on your faces when the confident scientists who calculated Apathos will harmlessly pass by us have changed their minds due to unforeseen impacts with space dust.

[starkind]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I cant wait to see the looks on your faces when the confident scientists who calculated Apathos will harmlessly pass by us have changed their minds due to unforeseen impacts with space dust.

They won't be allowed to and if they do they'll be disavowed by the press and even Facebook will ban them.

[Trexller]

why in shits sake is the connection between these prehistoric civilizations not taught on day one of 9th grade?

what would really be the problem, if humanity knew we were the "pets" of some vastly superior beings?

shit, most religions already behave that way, as if they are subservient to some sky lord for its own amusement.

theres literally no difference.

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by Trexller [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

why in shits sake is the connection between these prehistoric civilizations not taught on day one of 9th grade?

what would really be the problem, if humanity knew we were the "pets" of some vastly superior beings?

shit, most religions already behave that way, as if they are subservient to some sky lord for its own amusement.

theres literally no difference.

Because they are going to try to destroy god and convince us to go with them.