Rotation RNF Thread

[mefdinkins]

Originally Posted by maskedmelon [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Everyone calling Awakened dicks kinds bothers me, especially giant dicks. See, in some regards (most especially from the perspective of one) being called a dick can be seen as a compliment. It boasts strongly of power, because the suggestion is that they fuck others. I do not think we should play Awakened's swollen sense of superiority like this. Instead, I propose we refer to them as urinary track infections or "UTI" for short. They are unpleasant, annoying and can render dicks impotent. Since the only dicks on p99 are in Awakened (and FoH), the label perfectly illustrates how the UTIs are ruining things for themselves by fucking with the assholes who are in Rustle (vp anyone?) (or any other competent guild) when they could be terrorizing pussies (((bda))) instead on Phinigel.

"Awakened are dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And Rustle are pussies. And Aftermath is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.

I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

[Aata]

Originally Posted by Joyelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You can believe whatever you want if it makes you feel better about yourself, cupcake.

He makes cupcakes too? Now that would be impressive! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Tankdan]

Originally Posted by Detoxx [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I got a wonderful new job where I probably make 3x what you make but hey, that's cool too!

In on dick measuring! http://imgur.com/yksiSzc

10 inches strong, like bull.

[Lanuven]

Originally Posted by Joyelle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You're fucking delusional if you expect everyone to answer you immediately in the middle of a work day, Detoxx. We can't all hop on Skype between pizza deliveries the way you can.

Originally Posted by Detoxx [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I got a wonderful new job where I probably make 3x what you make but hey, that's cool too!

I wouldn't expect everyone to keep track of Detoxx's RL job, but he was recently promoted to head baker after his many years of service as delivery boy.

[Mon Sep 19 16:05:52 2016] Detoxx says out of character, 'ya i used to deliver pizzas, was nice! but ya i got a new job baking quite a bit more pizzas!'

Sorry for the confusion.

[icedwards]

I hate to invoke a slippery slope argument, but what's stopping CSG from demanding 3 separate spots in the ring war rotation and then allowing Badain to slip beyond 24 hours to team up if that's how FFA works?

I'm just playing devil's advocate here. I think CSG has more integrity than to pull that move, and I see Rustle's/AM's take on the literal definition of FFA. Rumor has it Sirken's working towards a server enforced ring rotation anyways.

[Maner]

Originally Posted by icedwards [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I hate to invoke a slippery slope argument, but what's stopping CSG from demanding 3 separate spots in the ring war rotation and then allowing Badain to slip beyond 24 hours to team up if that's how FFA works?

I'm just playing devil's advocate here. I think CSG has more integrity than to pull that move, and I see Rustle's/AM's take on the literal definition of FFA. Rumor has it Sirken's working towards a server enforced ring rotation anyways.

Absolutely nothing, the issue becomes the fact that they run the risk of losing the chance if another guild turns in when it goes ffa. The same exact risk that aftermath took, good thing awakened would rather bitch than make aftermath pay for waiting more than 24 hours

[Pokesan]

yes but what about *outlandish hypothetical*?

[Whirled]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OZlnauwS2Y
The key phrase was, extra anchovies. Good movie from 80s.

[Utmost]

Thank for the read over last couple days. Couple of things that happened to me during this time:

Developed "watch swagger"
Learned 3x0 is still 0

[Nommis]

At least we all get along in my happy place. Let's heal together brothers.

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