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07-07-2017, 05:17 PM
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What exactly does the alcohol do at this point to your stats, anything beneficial? | |||
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07-07-2017, 05:34 PM
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Getting drunk will make your mana bar refill very quickly... Try it out! You'll be AMAZED!
It also increases STR slightly and fucks up a bunch of other stats. Very useful to get a little drunk so you can autorun thru trees. | ||
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07-10-2017, 02:22 PM
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fun thread!
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07-12-2017, 01:54 AM
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Beer before liquor....
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#8
07-31-2017, 04:18 PM
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Halfling intelligence.
This is what keeps Rivervale safe. When was the last time you saw a dragon assail The Wall? Never! And this is how we know the system works. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Sting operations, such as breaking the collusion of the Dark Elves with the Vile Trakanon via a single Black Arrow, this is how we keep Misty's Thicket free of dragons. Unfortunately the Dark Elf collaborator was never caught. The layered politics of The Leatherfoot Raiders are complicated and honour duels are not unheard of. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Stony Brellians, Valiant Zekians, Greedy Agnostics are all valued employees of Leatherfoot Raider Corp (the number one provider of Norrathian Safety Hats) and all play their part in the defence of Rivervale. Bristlebane Warriors? Lets just say 'officially' such deputies don't exist... The strongest ally of the Zekian department of the Leatherfoot Raiders are the peaceful giants of Kael Drakkel. Beset by an illegal immigration crisis on one front and oversized vermin on the other, these poor giants will do anything for the protection of our deputies. A giant portion of Halfling intelligence is selflessly volunteered from these leads. Without the assistance of these noble, peaceful giants Mayor Gubbins would never have got his 'Ladies and Gentlehobbits, We Got Him!' moment. A glorious day where the conspirator responsible for the Runnyeye Black Elevensies attacks was finally apprehended. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Such is the honour bestowed upon Jimjam by the giants of Kael, for his apprehension of their wanted fugitives and extermination of their 'large vermin problem' that they bestowed upon him THE Frostbringer and a finest set of Barbed Dragonscale Pauldrons. Honoured possessions indeed. That is, until the pauldrons were STOLEN by an undercover operative of Neriak! Clearly it was a vendetta executed by the elf which had escaped the sting operation on the Dark Elf / Trakanon collusion all those years back. Jimjam, being a responsible halfing, had taken out an insurance policy on his treasured pauldrons. He returned to Kael to seek his replacement pads. After hours of queueing and staring at walls, Jimjam stood at the feet of Head Customer Service Advisor 'Kyenka'. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] He bellowed with laughter. "Little Halfling! You indeed have quite a reputation amongst this city, but do you not understand why I am called 'Head' Customer Service advisor?" Jimjam shrugged and began to unbutton his greaves, but quickly stopped as Kyenka continued, "For each claim of the Kings Treasures, I must be brought a Greater Dragon's Head as tribute!" Kyenka explained. "Word is the dragons are once again massing in the Western Wastes to take flight to your precious Rivervale. I suggest you gather your companions and set out immediately". Jimjam was bamboozled. What had started as a simple insurance claim had escalated far out of proportion! He had never heard of anyone having being given the run around by insurers before, so he knew the threat was legitimate! And with that the quest was set. Once again the Western Wastes would be subject to Preemptive Defence for the Protection of The Wall! On his journey Jimjam meditated on his training. Remembering how he had defeated Vox; To stand before her breath, become completely encased in ice and as she attempted to swallow him whole become lodged in her throat, chocking the beast. Unfortunately the same trick did not work on the giant wing worm residing in the Tower through which Jimjam had to pass. Sometimes things must be done the old fashioned way; Sword and Board. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Eventually Jimjam reached his destination (after a few gentle distractions from the good women of Siren's Grotto). The Western Wastes. Home of the Dragons, which despite the pleas of their elf army followers, are nothing more than insentient flying worms. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Note the spectres following this dragon, clearly bodyguards placed there by that nefarious dark elf again... It was time to channel the spirits of Rivervale's greatest warriors [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] and take the fight to the dragons! [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Thanks to the assistance of this kindly Vicar of Zek the small wing worm was no problem. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Jimjam took the beast's Talisman from it's neck to remind him of the Zek's purity and the noble righteousness of making war abroad to ensure peace back home. He swore to scatter it's broodmates before they had the strength to make flight and cause unbound terror to the gentle people of Rivervale (or her allies in Kael)! Many of these icy worms had their bellies gutted. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] As the last of the broodmates was being slain, before there was time to sever the dragons heads from their corpses, a terrible rumble fell into the valley... The party were ambushed by the greatest wing worm yet, one which some how had the power to launch her enemies far into the air. [Sun Jul 30 17:29:01 2017] Beepity rises chaotically into the air. [Sun Jul 30 17:29:01 2017] You experience chaotic weightlessness. You have taken 1228 points of damage. [Sun Jul 30 17:29:01 2017] You have been knocked unconscious [Sun Jul 30 17:29:04 2017] Von claws Ryderinthe for 185 points of damage. [Sun Jul 30 17:29:04 2017] Ryderinthe has been slain by Von! [Sun Jul 30 17:29:05 2017] Returning to Misty Thicket, please wait... In a matter of seconds Ryderinthe was dead, Jimjam was blasted back to Misty Thicket and Beepity was no where to be found. So here ends my tale. The dragons numbers are dented, and their attack on Rivervale is surely delayed but impending. Worst of all I have not replaced my missing spaulders! I call upon my fellow Deputies of the Vale for a preemptive defence drive against the Western Dragons, for the glory of the Hobbits Democratic Republic of Rivervale. We shall festoon our necks with their talismans, wear their scales as armor and gather their heads to assure the good giants in Kael of future prosperity. I ask you this: ARE YOU ONE WITH THE WALL? | ||
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#10
07-31-2017, 10:07 PM
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I cant even believe how good filb is at everquest it doesnt seem that possible to be this good at evequest but then filb proves me wrong AGAIN and AGAIN
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