Wife Faction - Page 5

Bazia · #41 03-25-2014, 05:26 AM

Wife doesn't give a fuck about me gaming because it keeps me at home with her instead of out doing who knows what

But there is definitely times where you just have to drop whatever you are doing and listen to her talk your ear off.

Also make sure every couple hours you take breaks for "boner time"

Aeaolena · #42 03-25-2014, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by justin2090 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

1. Buy a second computer
2. Install p99
3. Have wife roll a druid
4. Get ports for free
5. Profit

This is funny but also solid advice, actually.

If she prefers High Elf, have her roll a Cleric.

No matter how active she is (or, potentially how terrible a player she is) - with Velious coming out all guilds will think she is the prettiest belle at the ball. :P

Claytonhowell · #43 03-25-2014, 10:36 AM

Cancel your cable and or destroy your TV. Get her her own computer or a kindle. Then she will not want to "spend time" with you by making you watch stupid life sucking reality shows. It worked for me. Be sure to not use her computer though it will be full of malware and viruses from all of the stupid links she clicks on social media and celebrity gossip pages she wastes her life on.

Whirled · #44 03-25-2014, 10:40 AM

Everybody different... what works for some may not for others.
Perhaps all is needed is a healthy balance of time for each?
There's billions of humans around... don't let 1 bring you down =)

Sylexis · #45 03-25-2014, 10:42 AM

bottyburp has now been successfully added to your ignore list. You will now be returned to where you were.

bottyburp · #46 03-25-2014, 11:00 AM

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bottyburp has now been successfully added to your ignore list. You will now be returned to where you were.

Trap this guy in a water tight room with your wife and they will both eventually drown from his river of tears

Lyrith · #47 03-25-2014, 11:05 AM

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...especially when they were already just sitting there grinding their own candy-crush xp siiiggghhhh

I haven't even made it past page one of this thread before I had to post...

First, I do the random flowers for no reason about once a month, maybe every 2 months.

Second, She expects me to sit on the couch with her "Watching" her show's. But she is scrolling Facebook or CandyCrush on her phone the whole time while I am bored watching: Real Housewives, Eric Decker Show, Teen Mom, Etc.

Same thing as above, soon as I get up to get some ME time, she cannot believe I am playing that stupid game and not spending any time with her. It's a loose/loose situation from what I have found out.

Lyrith · #48 03-25-2014, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Aeaolena [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

This is funny but also solid advice, actually.

If she prefers High Elf, have her roll a Cleric.

No matter how active she is (or, potentially how terrible a player she is) - with Velious coming out all guilds will think she is the prettiest belle at the ball. :P

And a side note about this one... My serious relationship before I met my wife I thought this would be a great idea. My Significant other got so addicted to gaming, she quit cooking/cleaning/sometimes showering/started to have terrible hygiene/then ended up loosing her job due to not wanting to miss raids and not have the raid attendance/DKP to get items.

Needless to say, our relationship ended not much longer after that, which I had to kick her out of the house because she was leeching me dry to play video games. Ever since then I have never, NEVER wanted to date a girl that was into gaming. I will let my wife think they are stupid all day...

Yumyums Inmahtumtums · #49 03-25-2014, 11:33 AM

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I haven't even made it past page one of this thread before I had to post...

First, I do the random flowers for no reason about once a month, maybe every 2 months.

Second, She expects me to sit on the couch with her "Watching" her show's. But she is scrolling Facebook or CandyCrush on her phone the whole time while I am bored watching: Real Housewives, Eric Decker Show, Teen Mom, Etc.

Same thing as above, soon as I get up to get some ME time, she cannot believe I am playing that stupid game and not spending any time with her. It's a loose/loose situation from what I have found out.

We must have the same wife.

I just go downstairs and don't look back. When she gets mad at me I tell her it's probably just hormones (she's pregnant). Lose/lose but Yumyums wins.....

bottyburp · #50 03-25-2014, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Lyrith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And a side note about this one... My serious relationship before I met my wife I thought this would be a great idea. My Significant other got so addicted to gaming, she quit cooking/cleaning/sometimes showering/started to have terrible hygiene/then ended up loosing her job due to not wanting to miss raids and not have the raid attendance/DKP to get items.

Needless to say, our relationship ended not much longer after that, which I had to kick her out of the house because she was leeching me dry to play video games. Ever since then I have never, NEVER wanted to date a girl that was into gaming. I will let my wife think they are stupid all day...

WHAT? WHY DID YOU LET HER GO YOU FEWL!?!miss chance bruv