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12-05-2017, 03:48 PM
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You have outdone yourself once again
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12-05-2017, 04:03 PM
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Aftermath and Awakened
[You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] Part 3: The Coming Together of Aftermath and Awakened Detoxx awoke in the middle of the night after receiving an urgent notice from one of his scouts: Silverwing had returned to Veeshan’s Peak. A moment later his wizards brought him to the great lair of dragons. As he materialized inside the den, he noticed Breaken of Awakened, his sworn rival. They also had a small raid force gathered. Detoxx quickly addressed the man, “Lay a finger on Silverwing and I’ll waste no tiem in bringing Sirken to banish u to teh dungeons of bEfallen! We were first to engage the beast in battle!!” “Yes, engaged first by dropping a score of wurms on my strikeforce. We will not back down and will challenge you this day!” Breaken shot back. The great winged beast appeared alone before the two great raid forces, they both shot into battle. 7 seconds later the majestic beast had fallen. “THAT IS IT!! SIRKEN, I SUMMON YOU!!” Detoxx raged. He chanted to the medallion around his neck and Sirken appeared out of a green mist. “Sir Ken, this IMBECILE Breaken has defied your decree and interfered with our kill. Aftermath has earned our trophy today through our hard work and effort” he said as he picked the crust from his eyes and removed his night cap. Breaken began to dispute his account but Sirken interrupted with authority, “ENOUGH! Too long have you been a thorn in my side with these petty disputes. On the ‘morrow you shall gather in the halls of High Keep and come to terms on your claims to Norrath. Should you not, then I shall simply banish ALL of you from the lands for an entire year!! Do not call upon me again until you have reached an agreement.” And so, the leaders of Aftermath and Awakened met in the Keep with a few of their fellow members. To their surprise Sirken was there to greet them. “I thought it best I reside over the discussions instead...” He explained. And so they all sat around a large round table. “In order to prevent any unnecessary escalations, I must ask that you place all armor and weapons on the table.” And so, one by one, they lay their coveted artifacts on the table. Henrique removed his shroud, Detoxx laid down his Sceptre of Destruction, Happyhealz placed his Brain of Cazic-Thule, Uyan took off his White Dragonscale helm and boots, and so forth around the table. Eventually, the members stood there in nothing but their under-garments, just staring at the treasure hoard before them… “Have you ever stood and marveled at the beauty of it all..?” inquired Sirken. Breaken and Detoxx began to mumble a few words to begin negotiations, but their minds could not function before such greatness. Nearly 40 Vulak loots glittered in their eyes, enough legacy items to drain the banks of Norrath, and more Flowing Thought that could fill a newbie’s wet dream. “The amount of time to acquire such wealth is astounding…” continued Sirken. All the men stood awkwardly trying to hide their obvious erections; they all glanced about the room nervously wondering if they were alone in feeling this rush of excitement. “I wonder how many casual’s dreams were crushed under the weight of this hoard alone…” pondered Sirken. This final statement was the most erotic to the men in the room and was the straw that broke the camel’s back. “AHHHHHH!! I can’t take it anymore!!” screamed Henrique and he ripped off his loin cloth and dove onto the table. “The pure beauty of it all! The raw exclusivity!! The pain it has all caused!!!” He grabbed a nearby Sap Encrusted Branch and began to pleasure himself with it. The rest of the men instinctually moved forward towards the table but hesitated out of fear of judgement. They looked to Sirken for guidance. “Go to him, my friends… embrace your desires, it is only natural. All shall remain confidential. Once you are fulfilled, we can begin negotiations” reassured Sirken. And with that the rest of them dove in and the orgy began. Breaken and Detoxx stood and looked at each other, first they cast aside their differences, then their underwear. They embraced each other with passionate vigor. “Have you ever..?” Detoxx began to inquire. “You shall be the first to engage…” answered Breaken. After much love-making the men all laid together, exhausted amongst their plunders. Sirken returned and dropped a document on the table. “I have taken the liberty of drafting an agreement you all shall sign. You will no longer hunt in the western wing of the Temple of Veeshan, any of the lands of Kunark, nor the lands of the Old World. You shall only kill one Velious city leader per week and rotate the Northern Temple of Veeshan every other week. 4 times a year you will be forbidden to raid for a 10 day stretch.” Both Detoxx and Breaken jumped up in protest. “But that would mean we’d be sharing with the casuals… that is blasphemy!” “You still have a choice…” Sirken moved to a pillar and removed a crystal that had been embedded in the sconce. “I have casted a viewing enchantment on this crystal that has captured all…’activity’… that has occurred during this summit. Refuse to sign and I shall share it with all guild leaders of Norrath and they will learn the true depth of your sickness.” “But it would show you being complicit as well” deduced Breaken. “Ha! A small price to pay for me to get a good night’s sleep! I care not. Shall I begin the distribution..?” he held his hand over the crystal and began an ancient chant. “No!!” the men said in unison. “We… we shall sign”. One by one they came forth and signed the decree as tears streamed down their cheeks and hung their head in shame. “Good!” said Sirken and he handed Detoxx the finalized document. “Summon me at sun down and we shall make it official”. Detoxx seemed puzzled as Sirken was there now, but he shot back an angry stare. “Don’t think! Just do as I say!” and with that he left the men alone. Later that evening Detoxx summoned Sirken. “Here is the agreement, m’lord, as you wished…” “Amazing!” Sirken said as he reviewed the accords. “I had hoped for some sort of peace between you two, but this is beyond belief! You have also established a peace with the lesser guilds of Norrath… Bravo I say! This is now officially legally binding… I salute you!” “But you…” Detoxx began, and then it occurred to him. “Do you have the viewing crystal?” “Viewing crystal? What crystal?” Sirken looked back bewildered. “NOOO!” cried Detoxx, realizing their deception. Meanwhile, having been long on the road away from the Keep, walked the false Sirken. He reached his cottage and closed the door behind him. He discarded the useless crystal shard into the rubbish and reached under his chin, removing his magical guise. “Once again my invisible hand has guided the history of Norrath” said Sadiki with much satisfaction. He sat down and began to scribe the day’s events with great detail in his voyeuristic journal.
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12-05-2017, 06:48 PM
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12-05-2017, 07:34 PM
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12-05-2017, 07:36 PM
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12-05-2017, 08:05 PM
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