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Old 11-07-2010, 03:05 PM
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Someone should write a P99 themesong.
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Old 11-07-2010, 03:28 PM
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Old 11-07-2010, 03:29 PM
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One, two, three and to the fo'
Slankylankylanky and Mr. Jap is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
('Cause you know about to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Halas and Freeport together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a "Sham" thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out shammies so we're craaaaazay!
R&F is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand
from a young Sham's perspective
And before me dig out a gnome I have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man
and learnin' her man - and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
(Yeah) And that's realer than Real-Deal Swishahouse
And now you hooka's and ho's know how I bounce
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff


It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Japan, creep to the mic like a phantom

Well I'm rollin', and I'm lollin', and I'm trollin'
But I damn near got banned, 'cause ol' Rogean kept scoldin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
with a lil shammy who can rap and control the buffs ho
At the same time with the dope slow that I kick
You know, and I know, I cast some ol' funky shit
to add to yo buff bar, the benefits are
unquestionably dope, take a toke, but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
on what me and my homeys from R&F came to do


It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this...
And who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill, til the next episode...

{*funky sample break*}

Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellified shaman lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a ol' batcha' collard greens
It's the capital J, oh yes I'm fresh, A single-P A
N from R&F, all D O double-Gs, ya see
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
Castin' buffs and clockin' a heal like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some muthafuckin' shaman shit
(Hell yeah) So Slank... (Whattup Jap?)
Gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?)
We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah)
And it's gotta kick mad ass (City of Halas!)

It's where it takes place - so when asked, yo' attention
Lootin' like a muh'fucka, but I ain't ninjain'
Droppin' the funky shit that's makin' the sucka shammies mumble
When I'm on the heals, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My muthafuckin' homie Slankylank has got my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'
And I'ma continue to put the buff down, put the slow down
And if yo bitches talk shit, I'll get my mac and mow down
Yeah, and you don't stop
I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, to the break of dawn
H-A-L-A-S in the north, and the city they call Freeport
Puttin' the shit together
Like my forum ***** purist, "Bush Knocked Down the Towaz"

Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this
And who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill, 'til the next episode...
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Old 11-07-2010, 03:30 PM
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cool watermarked image macro bro, you're a real grizzled internet vet
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Old 11-07-2010, 03:31 PM
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One, two, three and to the fo'
Slankylankylanky and Mr. Jap is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
('Cause you know about to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
Halas and Freeport together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a "Sham" thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out shammies so we're craaaaazay!
R&F is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But uh, back to the lecture at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand
from a young Sham's perspective
And before me dig out a gnome I have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know she could be earnin' her man
and learnin' her man - and at the same time burnin' her man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
(Yeah) And that's realer than Real-Deal Swishahouse
And now you hooka's and ho's know how I bounce
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff


It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Japan, creep to the mic like a phantom

Well I'm rollin', and I'm lollin', and I'm trollin'
But I damn near got banned, 'cause ol' Rogean kept scoldin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
with a lil shammy who can rap and control the buffs ho
At the same time with the dope slow that I kick
You know, and I know, I cast some ol' funky shit
to add to yo buff bar, the benefits are
unquestionably dope, take a toke, but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
on what me and my homeys from R&F came to do


It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this...
And who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill, til the next episode...

{*funky sample break*}

Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellified shaman lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a ol' batcha' collard greens
It's the capital J, oh yes I'm fresh, A single-P A
N from R&F, all D O double-Gs, ya see
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
Castin' buffs and clockin' a heal like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some muthafuckin' shaman shit
(Hell yeah) So Slank... (Whattup Jap?)
Gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?)
We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah)
And it's gotta kick mad ass (City of Halas!)

It's where it takes place - so when asked, yo' attention
Lootin' like a muh'fucka, but I ain't ninjain'
Droppin' the funky shit that's makin' the sucka shammies mumble
When I'm on the heals, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My muthafuckin' homie Slankylank has got my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin'
And I'ma continue to put the buff down, put the slow down
And if yo bitches talk shit, I'll get my mac and mow down
Yeah, and you don't stop
I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, to the break of dawn
H-A-L-A-S in the north, and the city they call Freeport
Puttin' the shit together
Like my forum ***** purist, "Bush Knocked Down the Towaz"

Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this
And who gives a fuck about hoes?
So just chill, 'til the next episode...
Abacab >
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Old 11-07-2010, 03:33 PM
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cool watermarked image macro bro, you're a real grizzled internet vet
Your penis very large, my penis very small.
*bow*
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Old 11-07-2010, 03:52 PM
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Someone should write a P99 themesong.
Hey Yellow
Kick that shit
199-muthaphukkin-P
The muthaphukkin year
Of the real Bluebie' G's
And we gonna do this shit like this...

[Gangsta Abacab]
***** eva dently
Ya just don't know who ya fuckin' wit
So I suggest get in ya group and keep truckin' bitch
Before I get my train ya pressure case
Tag, tag, I leave some rage layin' on ya face
I tattoo <Reign> name on my chest
Cross it out just another guild that I X-ed huh
And you won't see L.O.L
You'll see W.T.F.
A What The Fuck!? Yeah
And the mob that was yours will be mine buddy
All because ya petitioned on a ***** that was funny
And I had to make an example
***** thinks I'm crazy now but that was just a sample
Of a ***** with raid wise reality
That don't give a fuck type Rallos mentality
I stare back death right in the face
Contemplate my last ban on and everyday base
Cause a ***** neva know when he go
I hope it only takes one GM
Cause I don't wanna go slow
My R&F post will be full of my peers
People that neva gave a fuck about me droppin'
40 cheers
I hope I'm in the zone PRNT SCREEN down
So all you muthaphukkaz can FRAPs, my bad ass now
And fuck all that cryin' all night
Just be happy that I'm not running dread and fright
Yeah, and now you see you can't handle me
I give a shout to Nilbog and the IRC Fuckin Family.

[Server MOTD]
Out wit the old in with the muthaphukkin new
But check dis shit out I got somebody for ya bitch....
Muthaphukka

[Karsten]
Now it's about time for the Sten' to speak
Check dat ass last weak
You out the guild and you sleep
Speak when I feel
Cause I'm as real as they come
I'm a Paladin with a thex
Neva fun ain't for none
So step, step up
If ya wanna test ya luck trick
Gangsta like Sten'
Don't really giva a fuck bitch
Punk bitches wanna step phony speak howdy doody
I make ya self break ya self bitch you neva new me
Yours truly no longer layin' in the cut
Steady fuckin' shit up
Neva see me shakin' my Lustrous I strut
Like a gangsta bitch no not a pranksta bitch
I'm quick to gank a bitch trick
Peep game at this bitch as I loot this
Gangsta bitch steppin' rollin' wit da Inglourious.

[Big Hasbin]
The H-A-S-B-I-N
Yo it's the ***** Bearjew
Claimed top slot so ***** whats next
Try to step and sell thex and get wrecked like a mac truck
I'm kickin', tah spittin' this elite shit to make the cut fuck
I'm doggin' a dog you suckaz can't talk bout Tib; I rip shit
I'm stressin' "Damn cuz", "Pick it back up"
Chillin up in the Mumble
With the banned community
Fuck the Dark ascension, Trans family
Yo them fools cannot handle me
Supreme and Tibador ya come and try to fade the
Gear'ed out, Kaladim, Original Baby Gangsta
3-1-1's how we do it when your the best
Ya say ya guild is on it but to me it's more like stress
Or should I say make my shit the logic
Tha troll crowd don't wanna step to the rogue dawg
2 fifty five STR 187 Dex-Double proc'd so muthaphukka come and fuck wit me.
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Old 11-07-2010, 04:40 PM
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boobs aren't considered 'private parts' obv.
I don't know about you Nalkin but mine are pretty private. Also, miss you <oo
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Old 11-07-2010, 04:46 PM
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Hey Yellow
Kick that shit
199-muthaphukkin-P
The muthaphukkin year
Of the real Bluebie' G's
And we gonna do this shit like this...

[Gangsta Abacab]
***** eva dently
Ya just don't know who ya fuckin' wit
So I suggest get in ya group and keep truckin' bitch
Before I get my train ya pressure case
Tag, tag, I leave some rage layin' on ya face
I tattoo <reign> name on my chest
Cross it out just another guild that I X-ed huh
And you won't see L.O.L
You'll see W.T.F.
A What The Fuck!? Yeah
And the mob that was yours will be mine buddy
All because ya petitioned on a ***** that was funny
And I had to make an example
***** thinks I'm crazy now but that was just a sample
Of a ***** with raid wise reality
That don't give a fuck type Rallos mentality
I stare back death right in the face
Contemplate my last ban on and everyday base
Cause a ***** neva know when he go
I hope it only takes one GM
Cause I don't wanna go slow
My R&F post will be full of my peers
People that neva gave a fuck about me droppin'
40 cheers
I hope I'm in the zone PRNT SCREEN down
So all you muthaphukkaz can FRAPs, my bad ass now
And fuck all that cryin' all night
Just be happy that I'm not running dread and fright
Yeah, and now you see you can't handle me
I give a shout to Nilbog and the IRC Fuckin Family.

[Server MOTD]
Out wit the old in with the muthaphukkin new
But check dis shit out I got somebody for ya bitch....
Muthaphukka

[Karsten]
Now it's about time for the Sten' to speak
Check dat ass last weak
You out the guild and you sleep
Speak when I feel
Cause I'm as real as they come
I'm a Paladin with a thex
Neva fun ain't for none
So step, step up
If ya wanna test ya luck trick
Gangsta like Sten'
Don't really giva a fuck bitch
Punk bitches wanna step phony speak howdy doody
I make ya self break ya self bitch you neva new me
Yours truly no longer layin' in the cut
Steady fuckin' shit up
Neva see me shakin' my Lustrous I strut
Like a gangsta bitch no not a pranksta bitch
I'm quick to gank a bitch trick
Peep game at this bitch as I loot this
Gangsta bitch steppin' rollin' wit da Inglourious.

[Big Hasbin]
The H-A-S-B-I-N
Yo it's the ***** Bearjew
Claimed top slot so ***** whats next
Try to step and sell thex and get wrecked like a mac truck
I'm kickin', tah spittin' this elite shit to make the cut fuck
I'm doggin' a dog you suckaz can't talk bout Tib; I rip shit
I'm stressin' "Damn cuz", "Pick it back up"
Chillin up in the Mumble
With the banned community
Fuck the Dark ascension, Trans family
Yo them fools cannot handle me
Supreme and Tibador ya come and try to fade the
Gear'ed out, Kaladim, Original Baby Gangsta
3-1-1's how we do it when your the best
Ya say ya guild is on it but to me it's more like stress
Or should I say make my shit the logic
Tha troll crowd don't wanna step to the rogue dawg
2 fifty five STR 187 Dex-Double proc'd so muthaphukka come and fuck wit me.
Damn coz.
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Old 11-07-2010, 08:35 PM
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Between Abacab and Japan's options... I like me some Chronic Dre. Gotta vote for Japan's version.
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