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Someone should write a P99 themesong.
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#33
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One, two, three and to the fo'
Slankylankylanky and Mr. Jap is at the do' Ready to make an entrance, so back on up ('Cause you know about to rip shit up) Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble Halas and Freeport together, now you know you in trouble Ain't nuthin' but a "Sham" thang, baaaaabay! Two loc'ed out shammies so we're craaaaazay! R&F is the label that paaaaays me! Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah) But uh, back to the lecture at hand Perfection is perfected, so I'ma let 'em understand from a young Sham's perspective And before me dig out a gnome I have ta' find a contraceptive You never know she could be earnin' her man and learnin' her man - and at the same time burnin' her man Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it (Yeah) And that's realer than Real-Deal Swishahouse And now you hooka's and ho's know how I bounce Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff It's like this and like that and like this and uh It's like that and like this and like that and uh It's like this and like that and like this and uh Japan, creep to the mic like a phantom Well I'm rollin', and I'm lollin', and I'm trollin' But I damn near got banned, 'cause ol' Rogean kept scoldin' Now it's time for me to make my impression felt So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt You never been on a ride like this befo' with a lil shammy who can rap and control the buffs ho At the same time with the dope slow that I kick You know, and I know, I cast some ol' funky shit to add to yo buff bar, the benefits are unquestionably dope, take a toke, but don't choke If you do, you'll have no clue on what me and my homeys from R&F came to do It's like this and like that and like this and uh, It's like that and like this and like that and uh, It's like this... And who gives a fuck about hoes? So just chill, til the next episode... {*funky sample break*} Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellified shaman lean Gettin' funky on the mic like a ol' batcha' collard greens It's the capital J, oh yes I'm fresh, A single-P A N from R&F, all D O double-Gs, ya see Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic Castin' buffs and clockin' a heal like my name was Dolomite Yeah, and it don't quit I think they in the mood for some muthafuckin' shaman shit (Hell yeah) So Slank... (Whattup Jap?) Gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?) We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah) And it's gotta kick mad ass (City of Halas!) It's where it takes place - so when asked, yo' attention Lootin' like a muh'fucka, but I ain't ninjain' Droppin' the funky shit that's makin' the sucka shammies mumble When I'm on the heals, it's like a cookie, they all crumble Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked My muthafuckin' homie Slankylank has got my back Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin' But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin' And I'ma continue to put the buff down, put the slow down And if yo bitches talk shit, I'll get my mac and mow down Yeah, and you don't stop I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock But I'm never off, always on, to the break of dawn H-A-L-A-S in the north, and the city they call Freeport Puttin' the shit together Like my forum ***** purist, "Bush Knocked Down the Towaz" Like this, that and this and uh It's like that and like this and like that and uh, It's like this And who gives a fuck about hoes? So just chill, 'til the next episode... | ||
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Kick that shit 199-muthaphukkin-P The muthaphukkin year Of the real Bluebie' G's And we gonna do this shit like this... [Gangsta Abacab] ***** eva dently Ya just don't know who ya fuckin' wit So I suggest get in ya group and keep truckin' bitch Before I get my train ya pressure case Tag, tag, I leave some rage layin' on ya face I tattoo <Reign> name on my chest Cross it out just another guild that I X-ed huh And you won't see L.O.L You'll see W.T.F. A What The Fuck!? Yeah And the mob that was yours will be mine buddy All because ya petitioned on a ***** that was funny And I had to make an example ***** thinks I'm crazy now but that was just a sample Of a ***** with raid wise reality That don't give a fuck type Rallos mentality I stare back death right in the face Contemplate my last ban on and everyday base Cause a ***** neva know when he go I hope it only takes one GM Cause I don't wanna go slow My R&F post will be full of my peers People that neva gave a fuck about me droppin' 40 cheers I hope I'm in the zone PRNT SCREEN down So all you muthaphukkaz can FRAPs, my bad ass now And fuck all that cryin' all night Just be happy that I'm not running dread and fright Yeah, and now you see you can't handle me I give a shout to Nilbog and the IRC Fuckin Family. [Server MOTD] Out wit the old in with the muthaphukkin new But check dis shit out I got somebody for ya bitch.... Muthaphukka [Karsten] Now it's about time for the Sten' to speak Check dat ass last weak You out the guild and you sleep Speak when I feel Cause I'm as real as they come I'm a Paladin with a thex Neva fun ain't for none So step, step up If ya wanna test ya luck trick Gangsta like Sten' Don't really giva a fuck bitch Punk bitches wanna step phony speak howdy doody I make ya self break ya self bitch you neva new me Yours truly no longer layin' in the cut Steady fuckin' shit up Neva see me shakin' my Lustrous I strut Like a gangsta bitch no not a pranksta bitch I'm quick to gank a bitch trick Peep game at this bitch as I loot this Gangsta bitch steppin' rollin' wit da Inglourious. [Big Hasbin] The H-A-S-B-I-N Yo it's the ***** Bearjew Claimed top slot so ***** whats next Try to step and sell thex and get wrecked like a mac truck I'm kickin', tah spittin' this elite shit to make the cut fuck I'm doggin' a dog you suckaz can't talk bout Tib; I rip shit I'm stressin' "Damn cuz", "Pick it back up" Chillin up in the Mumble With the banned community Fuck the Dark ascension, Trans family Yo them fools cannot handle me Supreme and Tibador ya come and try to fade the Gear'ed out, Kaladim, Original Baby Gangsta 3-1-1's how we do it when your the best Ya say ya guild is on it but to me it's more like stress Or should I say make my shit the logic Tha troll crowd don't wanna step to the rogue dawg 2 fifty five STR 187 Dex-Double proc'd so muthaphukka come and fuck wit me. | |||
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Between Abacab and Japan's options... I like me some Chronic Dre. Gotta vote for Japan's version.
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