THIS SERVER NEEDS MORE GM'S

[Smedy]

Originally Posted by Sirken [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

NOT JOKING
STOP MAKING RED STAFF QUIT (see i can caps lock too)

oh wait, i forgot. the red community isn't the problem tho right? i'm sure the staff just sits up on their ivory thrones, making poor decisions to ruin the server, while cackling gleefully about the r99 petition response times.

theres a reason every red staff member has quit or moved over to blue, and spoiler alert, it's not because of the staff.

we'll get a new red guide, and in 3-4 months, you'll have run him off too.

<3
Sirks

what i would bring to the table:

1. over 8 years of emu pvp experience, i've seen it all, i can understand how complex a pvp situation can get between guild and would never "shoot from the hip" in order to solve something, everything would have to have a rigorious process so things get solved properly, gm's making hastily calls (as banning holocaust for doing naggy the same way nihilum did) can easily kill a server.

2. i don't need your your attention, it has come to mind that gm's will get inflated egos by the overwhelming attention they get from e-pusssy on blue, and that makes them skip red. i get my fix elsewhere, i'm ready to dedicate myself to red99, no bluebie attention needed.

3. ability to promote the server, i know what information would be crucial not to leak and what information is whatever, i could easily record a video each week and release "this week on red99" for everyone to enjoy only containing stuff that's actually not making anyone mad because their secret strategy was leaked due to some gm, i know what i'm doing bros, no need to worry i am from the internet.

4. hold interesting pvp events for the players from all walks of life, newbs, high end and in between. (weekends only)

Willing to help here, ball always in your court, can't really judge me until you've seen me do work, talking shit on the forums is one thing, have you ever seen me talk shit in game? Nope. I could easily swich roles becoming a serious and respectable GM

TLDR: let me help?

[Agatha]

anyone can do it, smedy would be a good choice, nizzar would be a good choice. just make sure all they can do is port around and observe and ur fine.

[Mac Drettj]

Sirken plz rethink my petition thanks.

P.s. A couple of fire giants are getting married we need u to make it an innoruuk theme.

Spread the word and link to us. Thx

[Smedy]

as a gm i would hold your firegiant wedding, also would embrace the imminent pvp slaugther that comes with a wedding on a pvp server, shits classic

[Agatha]

have been asking for gay weddings on red99 for a while, always met with "no" [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.].

would love 2 get married 2 my love.

[Mac Drettj]

Originally Posted by Smedy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

as a gm i would hold your firegiant wedding, also would embrace the imminent pvp slaugther that comes with a wedding on a pvp server, shits classic

A fire giant wedding that doesn't end in bloodshed isn't a real wedding.

Derubel is throwing a POSER PARTY on b99.

[Doors]

Why doesn't rogean just make amends with Uthgaard and get his ass on here, would fix things real quick.

[Doors]

Not even trolling Uthgaard could stomach anything on this box and would obliterate peoples accounts that were boxing (brainz, lite) without thinking twice about it if he had prof.

[Recycled Children]

Uthgaard was rad.

[Sapphiay]

When i think of all what happened here: my start as a newbie sitting at bandits camp invis and totally alone as one player came and gave me a weapon and armor so i thought this could be a gm until i got stopped playing here by gm decision about my guild Nihilum, totally full raid equipped and thats all in 3 month i don't blame the player here. That was what happened by gm here that destroyed my EQ-life. I am desillusioned and i think there had been missing a professional behavior from gm.

I never used any bot or did anything bad. I am a 52 year old rl woman and i am for sure not part of any toxic population here and i got punished very hard. So that you had a normal player leaving here was not the fault of the player base.

I payed all time like on a normal server und would have liked gms i met there like in rift before they kicked out gms to save money or in other games. I would have paid further for this wonderful game i still appreciate very much. Get paid gms here so that they don't want to be loved by player from the one or the other side. Gms who just do a good job and are not on their own mission here.