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| This flimsy mask will surely protect me. |      | 44 | 20.66% | 
| I have or wish to have the Coronavirus. |      | 24 | 11.27% | 
| I have some other virus; HIV or maybe viral Meningitis. |      | 7 | 3.29% | 
| I am already dead. |      | 67 | 31.46% | 
| On my way to Vegas, Randall Flagg is calling. |      | 32 | 15.02% | 
| Mossad agents are dancing again. |      | 39 | 18.31% | 
| Voters: 213. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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 |   Panic buying is getting ridiculous, did my weekly shop today and the things my supermarket had sold out of, or almost sold out of were: - Hand sanitiser; - the cheap, non-branded paracetamol; - pasta; - breakfast cereals; - thermometers. Surprisingly there was plenty of toilet roll available, almost bought some but I still have a big stash from my Brexit stockpile. | ||
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 |   It’s surprising there are stock outs so close to ‘brexit’ day. We were meant to be building excess stock to insulate from brexit panic buying. Then again, Brexit hasn’t really happened yet. We essentially stayed a member in all but name at the cost of EU sovereignty. | ||
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