How long until you fart

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Dude if I was eating a chick out or giving a rim job. If she farted from either end. It would be a deal breaker. One time though, I was nailing a chick from behind, and she qeefed so hard it shot out my dick. Was so epic I bought her a mil shake after.

You may not be gay, but you're gay.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

That's over the line man, what the fuck.

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Right? First time is forgiven, second puke in her snatch

u 2 should get cosmos at Sky Bar

[visage]

Hbb you fucked Tralina and paid her faire and food cost... I can only imagine how many times she farted when you were nailing her and sharing donuts. Your internet persona make work on her. It just doesn't persuade me to think you slept with more than two woman your entire life without paying....

[gotrocks]

the whole farting thing is fuckin silly.

my girl actually met a dude who would not let her fart or even shit in his house. they werent dating but i think that makes it even more ridiculous. If the human body and its functions gross you out that much, male or female, you should not be having sex because it should revolt you (to be clear, this guy was trying to sleep with her while she was with me and failed miserably).

If you're a guy, and you don't let your significant other fart, you are trying to hold women to an ideal in your head that is never and will never be true. Or you're just fucking weird, cmon man, everyone farts.

If you're a gal, and you dont let your significant other fart, you're a prissy little princess and i suggest you take a big whiff of the toilet bowl next time you shit, because yes it does in fact stink. Or you're just fucking weird, cmon girl, everyone farts.

There are exceptions here, if you're having some really rancid gas you definitely need to take that shit into account. I don't care how comfortable you are with someone, smelling straight ass coming out of someones ass is fucking horrible. Farts that only smell mildly and disapate quickly do not qualify for this rule.

And lastly, to answer your question grahm, you really should ask your partner after the first couple times you have sex. I really think that if you can't fart in front of someone you're dating that you shouldn't be dating that person. If you two can't share gas with each other, whats going to happen when the big stuff comes around, like showering while she takes a shit in the morning? Seriously though, that shows a level of discomfort that should be broken down quickly in a good relationship.

fart away, boys.

[Hailto]

IIRC HBB stood Tral up and never actually met her in person.

[visage]

Originally Posted by Hailto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

IIRC HBB stood Tral up and never actually met her in person.

He likes to say that

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by visage [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hbb you fucked Tralina and paid her faire and food cost... I can only imagine how many times she farted when you were nailing her and sharing donuts. Your internet persona make work on her. It just doesn't persuade me to think you slept with more than two woman your entire life without paying....

i bet your conception of reality is at least half based on tabloid magazines

[Ephirith]

One time in college I was being used by a girl I liked, and spent a couple hours fixing her god awful paper at my apartment. Before she came over, I had gone to the costco food court and eaten a chicken bake, 2 slices of pizza, and a polish dog. We sat down on my couch and I worked with her. The entire time I had to fart so fucking bad; immense pressure was building inside my anus to the point where I thought if I shifted in my seat too briskly it would explode out of my rectum. There were faintly audible internal farts, pops, and groans as the gas thrashed around inside by bowels but I tried my best to disguise it with my voice. I knew that even if I went to the bathroom, there would be no guarantee I would be able to let it out quietly-- as it was, I had to physically concentrate on tightening my asshole to keep it in safely.

Finally after several hours of holding in the brewing storm, she got up to leave. I followed her to the door and closed it behind her. The instant the door closed, with my hand still on the handle, I spread my legs a little, bent over slightly, and grimaced as a raging tempest of hot gas surged out of my asshole. There was a sharp crack, a deep rumble, and then a gurgle as my sphincter struggled under the onslaught. The gust lasted for a good 5 or 6 seconds and it left my butthole stinging.

Several moments after it was over, I heard very clear footsteps from outside-- I looked at the window a few feet from the door and saw that, although the blinds were closed, it was wide open.

She never asked for help again.

[Ahldagor]

if she can't handle your gas
then she ain't worth the ass

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Ahldagor [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

if she can't handle your gas
then she ain't worth the ass

Yep, dumb bitch ain't worth shit.