Worse Poster of 2014 Award goes to..

[Cid]

Originally Posted by Super Hater [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Tells me I spend too much time here with a TLDR. I'm really not reading that.

Swear on it.

Fgt.

-sent from my IPhone 6.

Would it be easier for you if I tried to monosyllabic words as much as possible? I cannot imagine a dozen lines of text is an insurmountable task to complete. If it is reading comprehension you have problems with, try reading the words out loud and I can adjust my speech if you like.
The main thing is not to get discouraged. I am always here to help if you need it. It took me a while to get the hang of it too, but I stuck with it and by the time I turned 4 years old I was a regular at the local library.


Now pay attention fucker, I never actually made any direct insults in either post prior to just calling you fucker. I said I assumed based on implications or asked questions without ever making a direct statement. I can be disgustingly nice and never actually call you a demeaning name and all the while asking questions or mentioning perceptions that cause you to feel insulted through inference.

If calling people homosexual repetitively as an insult is the totality of your intellectual capabilities then I fear only the spectators will be entertained. All you get is embarassed and maybe some humility and I will be bored or just feel guilty for what is essentially attacking an invalid.

At the moment you could be replaced with a broken mp3 and there would be almost no discernable difference. I gave you permission to call me any abhorrent and perverse thing you could imagine so implore a little creativity or you will be a great deal below even the barest of expectations I have of you.

P.S. My posts are always long, but pretending you don't read them after commenting on their context is contradictory. You even switched from the full spelling to an abbreviated form of your very lonely and singular insult right after my polite reminder that the GMs have banned people for it.
Lies, hyprocrisy and stupidity, so if you just practice denying evolution and global warming and saying shit like rape victims cannot get pregnant because God won't allow it, you could probably do very well for yourself as politician in the G.O.P.

[heartbrand]

Makes sense

[Cid]

My apologies for the typos. I forgot about the lack of an edit button here and in the spirit of my seemingly literacy challenged opponent I saw all those words and decided it was Too Long; Didn't Proofread.

[Rellapse40]

hateraid voted for me twice

confirmed rustled

[Gaffin 7.0]

Originally Posted by Super Hater [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You won first place by technicality. Azure is going to chop his dick off as soon as he saves up enough money. Ruled out by insanity.

You win dawg.

loooool

[Super Hater]

Originally Posted by Rellapse40 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hateraid voted for me twice

confirmed rustled

All good. I just did it to do it. My #1 vote isn't even on the list. You used to annoy the shit out of me, but now I laugh more than anything. Much better targets out there for me. You don't get genuinely rustled like Hippo, Eslade, Bard and such. I have moved on to much greener pastures.

[Eslade]

Originally Posted by Super Hater [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

All good. I just did it to do it. My #1 vote isn't even on the list. You used to annoy the shit out of me, but now I laugh more than anything. Much better targets out there for me. You don't get genuinely rustled like Hippo, Eslade, Bard and such. I have moved on to much greener pastures.

So rustled that he thinks about me outside of elf forums.

Super Hater is slowly realizing that he is a homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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[Super Hater]

Originally Posted by Eslade [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

So rustled that he thinks about me outside of elf forums.

Lol. Who said that? You're the last thing I think about outside these forums. You spend all day at work telling me you are ignoring me one day, then typing a TLDR the next.

Nerdy faggot.

[Cid]

Originally Posted by Super Hater [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

All good. I just did it to do it. My #1 vote isn't even on the list. You used to annoy the shit out of me, but now I laugh more than anything. Much better targets out there for me. You don't get genuinely rustled like Hippo, Eslade, Bard and such. I have moved on to much greener pastures.

Did you give up already? Once I realized you were Syft I was hoping to patronize and condescend you for a while longer since I never particularly liked you in game. I know I'm nothing like your "much better targets" since I am emotionally stable and no matter how hard you try you won't ever find a pedestal from which you can look down on me.

I think it might be time to stop the arrogance and over-inflated sense of self importance. You cannot pretend to be some Billy Badass while tucking your tail between your legs and quitting. Much like your genital warts, pretending I don't exist will never be an effective solution. I will be sticking around until you publicly concede in writing only, the crotch coral for life.

Also, since your toughguy persona vanished quickly in the face of real opposition you should change your name to something more accurate. I will provide a short list of applicable names for you:

-Mediocre Hater
-Mom Loved Me
-Kunta Can't-Hate
-Total Bullsyft
-Downs Syftdrome (My favorite)

I hope you pick my favorite or we can make it a public vote. If you were ever curious if people liked you, a vote will help. My curiosity is definited piqued. All those multi-hour ooc fights between you and Stydur is likely to count against you.

Or you could sacrifice a little pride for humility and say "I concede" publicly to instantly shut me up. I would accept it privately but you might lie afterwards and since out of the two of us, I've never attacked a person from behind, we will be trusting my word for this.

[Super Hater]

Originally Posted by Cid [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Would it be easier for you if I tried to monosyllabic words as much as possible? I cannot imagine a dozen lines of text is an insurmountable task to complete. If it is reading comprehension you have problems with, try reading the words out loud and I can adjust my speech if you like.
The main thing is not to get discouraged. I am always here to help if you need it. It took me a while to get the hang of it too, but I stuck with it and by the time I turned 4 years old I was a regular at the local library.


Now pay attention fucker, I never actually made any direct insults in either post prior to just calling you fucker. I said I assumed based on implications or asked questions without ever making a direct statement. I can be disgustingly nice and never actually call you a demeaning name and all the while asking questions or mentioning perceptions that cause you to feel insulted through inference.

If calling people homosexual repetitively as an insult is the totality of your intellectual capabilities then I fear only the spectators will be entertained. All you get is embarassed and maybe some humility and I will be bored or just feel guilty for what is essentially attacking an invalid.

At the moment you could be replaced with a broken mp3 and there would be almost no discernable difference. I gave you permission to call me any abhorrent and perverse thing you could imagine so implore a little creativity or you will be a great deal below even the barest of expectations I have of you.

P.S. My posts are always long, but pretending you don't read them after commenting on their context is contradictory. You even switched from the full spelling to an abbreviated form of your very lonely and singular insult right after my polite reminder that the GMs have banned people for it.
Lies, hyprocrisy and stupidity, so if you just practice denying evolution and global warming and saying shit like rape victims cannot get pregnant because God won't allow it, you could probably do very well for yourself as politician in the G.O.P.

Originally Posted by Cid [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Did you give up already? Once I realized you were Syft I was hoping to patronize and condescend you for a while longer since I never particularly liked you in game. I know I'm nothing like your "much better targets" since I am emotionally stable and no matter how hard you try you won't ever find a pedestal from which you can look down on me.

I think it might be time to stop the arrogance and over-inflated sense of self importance. You cannot pretend to be some Billy Badass while tucking your tail between your legs and quitting. Much like your genital warts, pretending I don't exist will never be an effective solution. I will be sticking around until you publicly concede in writing only, the crotch coral for life.

Also, since your toughguy persona vanished quickly in the face of real opposition you should change your name to something more accurate. I will provide a short list of applicable names for you:

-Mediocre Hater
-Mom Loved Me
-Kunta Can't-Hate
-Total Bullsyft
-Downs Syftdrome (My favorite)

I hope you pick my favorite or we can make it a public vote. If you were ever curious if people liked you, a vote will help. My curiosity is definited piqued. All those multi-hour ooc fights between you and Stydur is likely to count against you.

Or you could sacrifice a little pride for humility and say "I concede" publicly to instantly shut me up. I would accept it privately but you might lie afterwards and since out of the two of us, I've never attacked a person from behind, we will be trusting my word for this.

Just saw the other TLDR I completely ignored just now.
Just Wow...
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Also a fgt.