Celebrate the life, Cherish the Memories

[Tasslehofp99]

Originally Posted by Alawen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

There must be a crusade! A holy war to stop the corruption!

But if you admit that you joined the corruption, that's respectable.

The concussions really did scramble your egg, Harry. You're so far gone that you don't realize how ridiculous this is as a proposition.

This is a moderately accurate reproduction of an old elf simulator enjoyed by a few thousand people. People come here and kill some orcs and goblins and then they return to their lives. Anyone who desperately needs to kill some particular dragon has many other elf simulators to choose from.

What this is really about is your ego. Your guild, Emo Circlejerk or whatever it was, lost. You failed as a guildleader and as a player. You've now spent more than three years trying to pretend that it's someone else's fault that you lost. You whine to anyone who will listen how someone else wasn't playing fair in a desperate attempt to prove that you actually won.

You didn't. You lost. You're not particularly good at playing this elf simulator. You're not good at leading a guild on this elf simulator. You're not good at getting along with the other players or the volunteer staff on this elf simulator. You have to change your forum name every few days because you get repeatedly banned, and all your messages, which never have any content beyond accusing some individual or group of not playing by your rules, are repeatedly dumped into one pathetic thread of whining loser.

shut your fucking face uncle fucker

[Alawen]

Originally Posted by Tasslehofp99 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

shut your fucking face uncle fucker

Sorry, champ. You lost, too. Maybe you can go back to killing seafuries day after day after day after day after..?

[Tasslehofp99]

Originally Posted by Alawen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sorry, champ. You lost, too. Maybe you can go back to killing seafuries day after day after day after day after..?

lol I lost what? I've got every item in the game useable by my main character, I've won sir.

[finalgrunt]

Thought people had learned long ago you don't win in EQ.

[Alawen]

Originally Posted by Tasslehofp99 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol I lost what? I've bought every item in the game useable by my main character, I've shopped sir.

Congratulations! Druid gear makes a huge difference. Just a few more geared out druids and FE will be unstoppable!

[Tasslehofp99]

Originally Posted by Alawen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Congratulations! Druid gear makes a huge difference. Just a few more geared out druids and FE will be unstoppable!

Its ok, everyone knows you're a bitter, spiteful, little prick.
You can just stop posting now, how is your head feeling after drinking yourself stupid last night, gramps?

[Alarti0001]

Originally Posted by Tasslehofp99 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Its ok, everyone knows you're a bitter, spiteful, little prick.

......^^^This is like Harrison calling someone obsessed.

[Alawen]

Originally Posted by Tasslehofp99 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Its ok, everyone knows you're a bitter, spiteful, little prick.
You can just stop posting now, how is your head feeling after drinking yourself stupid last night, gramps?

What is it you think I feel bitter about? I love playing EverQuest. My favorite thing to do with a druid is just hanging out in the tunnel and buffing lowbies--I've made lots of box pals that way.

Morning was a little rough, but I felt better after I brushed my teeth and took a hot shower. I enjoyed a nice nap at lunch time and I feel great! Thanks for asking. I've been working my summer job for the last couple weeks and it's been going well--I've made enough extra to buy myself a new computer already! I think I'm going to get a 13" MacBook Air so it's easy to carry.

Congrats again on winning EQ!

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Alawen [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I brushed my teeth and took a hot shower.

Wow is it already that time of year again?

[Stinkum]

Originally Posted by Tasslehofp99 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

lol I lost what? I've got every Everquest item in the game useable by my main character, I've won sir.

- Things no mentally stable person has said, ever.