After Earth

Tasslehofp99 · #1 06-01-2013, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I saw a preview for this and heard dialogue along the lines of: "We left Earth a thousand years ago and now animals have evolved to eat humans" and I was like, "well those animals should be fucking dead because they are stupid to hunt humans for a thousand years after they've left". I laughed pretty hard then--because I had been too smart to fall for their lazy science fiction. Then I went back to playing with my balls.

lol, its funny that I was thinking the same thing. Not to mention the fact that something fucked up must have happened for such rapid evolution to occur over just 1000 years.

Rhambuk · #2 06-01-2013, 11:59 AM

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lol, its funny that I was thinking the same thing. Not to mention the fact that something fucked up must have happened for such rapid evolution to occur over just 1000 years.

and how do they evolve to kill humans, when there isnt a single human on the planet

Kagatob · #3 06-01-2013, 02:45 PM

Oh I rated the movie shit tier after looking past that part. I was at least hoping for great special effects but even then the only good special effects were what you saw in the trailer.

Alawen · #4 06-01-2013, 05:28 PM

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lol, its funny that I was thinking the same thing. Not to mention the fact that something fucked up must have happened for such rapid evolution to occur over just 1000 years.

Like Tasslehof and Barkingturtle, I am also playing with my balls.

Kagatob · #5 06-01-2013, 06:15 PM

Another problem: The 'antagonist' was about 5 tiers less scary and a threat then the buildup of the movie alluded to.
Also 1000 years in the future everyone uses melee weapons to fight bugs. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

myriverse · #6 06-02-2013, 04:58 PM

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lol, its funny that I was thinking the same thing. Not to mention the fact that something fucked up must have happened for such rapid evolution to occur over just 1000 years.

What evolution? They're eating humans NOW!

Kagatob · #7 06-03-2013, 01:49 AM

12% on rottentomatoes. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]