Uthgaard Rage

[Ephirith]

Originally Posted by Guybrush [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yikes! Hold on there tough guy, quit destroying me with your words, I'm with you! I mean only homo fag virgins would want to have an emotional connection with someone, real men have sex with women who are almost comatose due to alcohol poisoning because we lack any sort of personality that people could stand with a BAC below 0.5%. Man I feel real sorry for those virgin no-life nerds who enter fullfilling relationships with people who love and support them based on their personality and basic human ability to make emotional connections.
What pussy vagina gaylords.

If I wanted to have an emotional connection to someone I'd get it in the burly, loving arms of my best man-friend because he totally gets me in a way that some broad never will. You've never spooned with with your best bros while watching Game of Thrones and gently caressing each others arm hair?

no homo

Who am I kidding of course you have