Uthgaard Rage

[radditsu]

Originally Posted by kenzar [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Guy Pierce is the Mandarin; Ben Kingsley is just an actor paid by Pierce to act as the Mandarin in front of the cameras.

The Vice-President is a willing participant in the Mandarin's plot.

War Machine saves the President.

Pepper Potts kills Guy Pierce (the Mandarin.)

Tony Stark destroys all of the Iron Man suits.

Tony Stark has the shrapnel around his heart removed, eliminating his need for an arc reactor implanted in his chest.

Tony Stark disposes of his arc reactor.

















***SPOILER ALERT***
Uthgaard cray-cray

Tldr

[Guybrush]

Originally Posted by OMGWTF420 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

you sound like a giant pussy, just sayin

Yikes! Hold on there tough guy, quit destroying me with your words, I'm with you! I mean only homo fag virgins would want to have an emotional connection with someone, real men have sex with women who are almost comatose due to alcohol poisoning because we lack any sort of personality that people could stand with a BAC below 0.5%. Man I feel real sorry for those virgin no-life nerds who enter fullfilling relationships with people who love and support them based on their personality and basic human ability to make emotional connections.
What pussy vagina gaylords.

[Mortiiss]

Originally Posted by Guybrush [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yikes! Hold on there tough guy, quit destroying me with your words, I'm with you! I mean only homo fag virgins would want to have an emotional connection with someone, real men have sex with women who are almost comatose due to alcohol poisoning because we lack any sort of personality that people could stand with a BAC below 0.5%. Man I feel real sorry for those virgin no-life nerds who enter fullfilling relationships with people who love and support them based on their personality and basic human ability to make emotional connections.
What pussy vagina gaylords.

Are you gay?

[Guybrush]

Originally Posted by Mortiiss [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Are you gay?

Are you hitting on me?

[Ephirith]

Originally Posted by Guybrush [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yikes! Hold on there tough guy, quit destroying me with your words, I'm with you! I mean only homo fag virgins would want to have an emotional connection with someone, real men have sex with women who are almost comatose due to alcohol poisoning because we lack any sort of personality that people could stand with a BAC below 0.5%. Man I feel real sorry for those virgin no-life nerds who enter fullfilling relationships with people who love and support them based on their personality and basic human ability to make emotional connections.
What pussy vagina gaylords.

If I wanted to have an emotional connection to someone I'd get it in the burly, loving arms of my best man-friend because he totally gets me in a way that some broad never will. You've never spooned with with your best bros while watching Game of Thrones and gently caressing each others arm hair?

no homo

Who am I kidding of course you have

[gotrocks]

Yeah, looking for a meaningful relationship is so gay.

It's not like sex with someone you care about is better or anything. As males we just stick our dicks in whatever warm wet hole is attractive enough to get us up (and sometimes even if its not). Why in the hell would you want to get to know someone, and have them get to know you in turn, and end up having the best sex of your life because you know how to push each other's 'cum like crazy' button in just the right way? Or roleplay. Or actually give a damn about whether or not the two of you both get off.

Don't get me wrong, one night stands, or a good fuckbuddy definitely have their place. But for me personally, and probably for most of you, at some point in our lives we are going to want someone special who we actually care about to be with.

kinda like velma. damn i'd bang that till she seized out and the bed broke. for real.

[SyanideGas]

Originally Posted by Guybrush [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Are you hitting on me?

hahaha

[Alawen]

Originally Posted by SyanideGas [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

hahaha

I just dumped my signature because Skarry beat me [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Black Jesus]

Originally Posted by Guybrush [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah man, it's almost like these people are trying to make a connection with another human being that isn't an unsatisfying one night stand with some drunk woman from a bar who they have nothing in common with. That would be gay and stupid though.

I ain't never had no girlfriend but it ain't hard to get picks from the litter if you aren't totally autistic. Sexual gratification from women on a solely superficial level for so long has left me unable to form lasting and stable relationships with them. The emotional void scars my soul and I wish I was a vergin still.

[Black Jesus]

I'm not a misogynist but probably a chauvinist. But I don't trust anyone for SHIT, especially dum hoes