EQ humor

[YendorLootmonkey]

THE EBAY THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "All the Things She Said", by T.a.T.u.)

By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony

All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
Getting our group slain!
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
All the mobs you train!
Heals are not enough!

We're in serious shit. We are totally screwed.
And we're /yelling for help, no evaccing druid.
Grouping with you has opened my eyes.
Could I ever believe such a ebay surprise?
I keep asking myself, wondering how?
They keep wanting you gone, but I can't boot you out.
Wanna port to a zone where it's just me and you?
Nobody else, cause I'm ebay too!
[Nobody else, cause I'm ebay too!]

All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
Getting our group slain!
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
All the mobs you train!
Heals are not enough!
[Heals are not enough!]

And you're all twinked out, feeling uber and such.
The trains are your fault, but I want you so much.
Wanna fly you away where the merchants will sell.
And stop off at the bank, to buy all your spells.
When they point and laugh - don't insult or bash.
Cause I'm buying for you, what you ebayed for cash.
I can try to forget, I can try to pretend,
But it's making me broke, all this money I lend!

All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
Getting our group slain!
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
All the mobs you train!
Heals are not enough!
[Heals are not enough!]

Cleric looking at me.
Tell me, what's your HP?
Yes, I've lost my mind!

Chanter looking at me.
Mobs pulled? Seventy-three.
Where is the zoneline?!

All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
Getting our group slain!
All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train.
Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain.
All the mobs you train!
Heals are not enough!
[Heals are not enough!]

[YendorLootmonkey]

THE DRUID THEME SONG (2)
(Sing to the tune of "All You Wanted", by Michelle Branch)

By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony

I wanted
To teleport you
I wanted
You in my group
So I tried
To invite you
And I got brushed away

I didn't know that
You were so broke and
You needed someone
To show you the way
So I asked for plat and
I figured out that
When the plat comes
I'd port you away

If you want to
I can port you
I can take you
Away from here
No money for me?
Then you can stay there
And all you needed was
Some plat you could spare

I'm casting slowly
The way druids showed me
Your plat is all I need
To keep me casting on
Please can you trade me
So I can finally see
If your plat's really gone

If you want to
I can port you
I can take you
Away from here
No money for me?
Then you can stay there
And all you needed was
Some plat you could spare

All you needed was some plat you could spare
If you have some you know I'll be there
Oh, yeah

If you want to
I can port you
I can take you
Away from here
No money for me?
Then you can stay there
And all you needed was
Some plat you could spare

Please can you trade me
So I can finally see
If your plat's really gone

[YendorLootmonkey]

THE MONK THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Milkshake", by Kelis)

By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony

My bad pulls train all the mobs to the yard
And their like we better zone those
Damn right you better zone those
We could rez you
But we'd have to charge

My bad pulls train all the mobs to the yard
And their like we better zone those
Damn right you better zone those
We could rez you
But we'd have to charge

I know you want them
The trains that make me
What the zone goes crazy for
They lose their lives
The way I run
I think it's fun

La,La,La,La,La
Failed feign death
La,La,La,La,La
The newbs are waiting
La,la,La,La,La
Lousy pull
La,La,La,La,La
Spellcasters gating

My bad pulls train all the mobs to the yard
And their like we better zone those
Damn right you better zone those
We could rez you
But we'd have to charge

My bad pulls train all the mobs to the yard
And their like we better zone those
Damn right you better zone those
We could rez you
But we'd have to charge

I see your on it
You want me to teach the
Techniques that aggro mobs
It can't be bought
AFK get caught
Zone if your smart

La,La,La,La,La
Failed feign death
La,La,La,La,La
The newbs are waiting

[Mady]

Skater Gnome was always one of my favorites. I think they were posted much earlier in another thread.

*Edit:

Yeah, here it is http://www.project1999.org/forums/sh...t=Skater+Gnome

[Freshpro_]

This is not funny

[tinidas]

went looking for Nizzmo2k, found it and a few other funny vids at the root site eqvids.com/. keep the funny coming!

[firesyde424]

Theres always the ever popular Chain CH Although, the music to that video is different from the one I remember which had music from the Matrix sound track.

And of course, Has anybody here seen my corpse

[Yoite]

Yendor i liked your wizard theme song a lot hehe, i liked most of the others too but that one really made me chuckle.

[h0tr0d (shaere)]

good stuff, but it should be, how many wizards does it take to change a light bulb. Who knows, theyre always afk.

[StinkyGreenBud]

Originally Posted by Yoite [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yendor i liked your wizard theme song a lot hehe, i liked most of the others too but that one really made me chuckle.

Wouldn't of been so bad if it didn't involve that shitty fucking band.