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07-08-2010, 05:41 PM
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THE DRUID THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Smooth Criminal", re-done by Alien Ant Farm) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony As he came in thru the port ring It was the sound of a wolf thing He came into her camp site He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite. She called GMs while she was able Quick response, what a fable. So she ran to the next mob It was snared too, t'was a quad job. Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? Are you ok newbie? Newbie are you ok? Will you tell us that you're ok? There's a sign at the three-spawn That he killstealed All your orc pawns, newbie He came into your camp site He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite. Then you ran to the next mob It was snared too T'was a quad job. Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie? You've been hit by You've been screwed by - a druid criminal. So he kited through orc highway It was Sunday What a black day No GM resolution Stealing orc pawns Bad intentions Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? Are you ok newbie? Newbie are you ok? Will you tell us that you're ok? There's a sign at the three-spawn That he killstealed All your orc pawns, newbie He came into your camp site He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite. Then you ran to the next mob It was snared too T'was a quad job. Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie? You've been hit by Fuckin KS'd by - a druid criminal. Newbie are you ok? Will you tell us that you're ok? There's a sign at the three-spawn That he killstealed All your orc pawns, newbie He came into your camp site He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite. Then you ran to the next mob It was snared too T'was a quad job. Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? Are you ok newbie?
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Another witty, informative, and/or retarded post by:
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#2
07-08-2010, 05:42 PM
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THE SHADOWKNIGHT THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Mr. Tinkertrain", by Ozzy Osbourne) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Would you like some harm touch little newb? Come a little closer I'm gonna show you high level mobs tonight I've got a cloud spell full of bad disease Ready made just for aggro-ing Once I'm there I'm gonna feign death mobs on you. I've got a one way ticket To train you to the other side I got a one way ticket So turn around and don't you hide They call me Mr. Karnor's Train That's how I got to get my name They call me Mr. Karnor's Train So come along and play my game Your XP will never be the same Leave dog tower and turn out the lights Got Inno's Curse; I'm a shadowknight A level 60 playing on Xegony I've got the kind of mobs you've never seen Red con and a bit too mean Little newbie turn and try to run away from me I've got a one way ticket To train you to the other side I got a one way ticket So turn around and don't you hide They call me Mr. Karnor's Train That's how I got to get my name They call me Mr. Karnor's Train So come along and play my game Your XP will never be the same Mr. Karnor's Train Never be the same Mr. Karnor's Train Can you say Mr. Karnor's Train? No use crying 'cause you can't zone out Now you're here to stay You can't run, you can't hide You can't survive all the mobs inside Mr. Karnor's Train That's how I got to get my name They call me Mr. Karnor's Train So come along and play my game That's why they call me Mr. Karnor's Train That's why they call me Mr. Karnor's Train
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Another witty, informative, and/or retarded post by:
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#3
07-08-2010, 05:42 PM
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THE NEWBIE BEGGAR THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "What About Me?", by Moving Pictures) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Well there's a little newb waiting at the counter of the Freeport bank He's been waiting down there, begging half the zone, They never ever give him what he wants He gets pushed around, knocked to the ground, He gets to his feet and he says... "Whut abowt me???!?!? It iznt fair!!!1! I haev no thingz, now I wnat my shair!@ Don't u have Some plat 4 me???? But u wont giev me thingz 4 free!1! =(" Well there's a halfling newb begging at the counter of the Bazaar shop She's been waiting back there, asking for free things, Ubers walk in and out, they never stop Well, she's not too proud, to beg out loud She runs to the zone and she screams... "Whut abowt me???!?!? It iznt fair!!!1! I haev no thingz, now I wnat my shair!@ Don't u have Some plat 4 me???? But u wont giev me thingz 4 free!1! =(" "Whut abowt me???" Take a step back and see the little newbies They might be twinks But they're the ones that make the high levels cringe. So train them, as they whisper: "Whut abowt me??!!!!!1!!!!~!?" And now I'm standing on the zoneline All the mobs gone home No newbies escaped, nobody's been saved And I'm feeling cold and alone I guess I'm lucky, I raid a lot But sometimes I wish for more loot... than I've got... "Whut abowt me???!?!? It iznt fair!!!1! I haev no thingz, now I wnat my shair!@ Don't u have Some plat 4 me???? Cuz u wont giev me... U wont giev me... U wont giev me thingz 4 free!1! =(" "Whut abowt me??!!!!!!~!?" "Waht abuot me??1@" "Wut abot me?!! ,,|,,"
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Another witty, informative, and/or retarded post by:
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#4
07-08-2010, 05:43 PM
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THE CYBER THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Travellin' Soldier", by the Dixie Chicks) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Two levels past eighteen He was waitin' for the raid in his ivy greens Sat down on a stool at a tavern there Gave his order to the girl with the blonde elven hair He's a little twinked so she gave him a smile And he said would you mind sittin' down for a while And cyberin' me I'm feelin' a little low She said I'm loggin' in an hour but I know where we can go So they went down and they sat on the pier He said I bet you're really a guy but I don't care I've got no one to send naughty /tells to Would you mind if I sent some back here to you? CHORUS: I cried Never gonna talk like that to another guy They told her he's always in danger Waitin' for love from a cyberin' ranger Cybers him in /tells all day Waitin' for him to come back from /AFK Never more to be alone When the wizards say the ranger's porting home So the /replies came From a dungeon zone In Castle Mistmoore then Naggy's home And he told her of his guild It might be leet And all of his gear that was pretty neat Said when it's gettin kinda tough over here I think about that day sittin' down at the pier And close my eyes and see your dirty /tells Don't worry but I won't be able to raid very well CHORUS (Instrumental) One Friday night at a GM event The uber guilds won and the newbies got bent A man said folks would you bow your heads For the list of local dragon raid dead Cryin' all alone at the orc spawn Was a third level wood elf killing all the pawns And one name read and nobody really cared But a pretty little girl with her blonde elven hair CHORUS
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07-08-2010, 05:44 PM
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THE RANGER THEME SONG (3)
(Sing to the tune of "Send Me An Angel", by Scorpions) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Raid leader said just walk this way To the end of the zone The AE blows into your face As shit resists get you owned. Hear his voice within /raidsay Shammies called to cast slow. Use Eagle Eye and then you may Find line of sight for your bow. Here I am Will you send me a ranger? Here I am In the land of the planar zones. Raid leader said just find your place In the Plane of the Storms Must you tank along the way Just cast shield of the thorns Here I am Will you send me a ranger? Here I am In the land of the planar zones. Raid leader said just raise your bow And send tells for buff spells Aim for the head of your foe Just believe in yourself Hear your voice within /raidsay "Please stop walling the mob!" Disc Trueshot and then you may Let the rangers finish the job. Here I am Will you send me a ranger? Here I am In the land of the planar zones. Here I am Will you send me a ranger? Here I am In the land of the planar zones.
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#6
07-08-2010, 05:45 PM
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THE NECROMANCER THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Crawling", by Linkin Park) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Kiting with my pet So I will not need heals Fear is what I cast The XP is unreal There's something on my pet, I pull it to the zoneline Aggroing... and owning This lack of red con mobs to fear is never-ending Spawnstealing... I can't seem To find bone chips again The newbs are closing in {Without a sense of uberness and I'm convinced that they're just begging for me to train} I own this camp for sure Ne-cro-man-cer! Kiting with my pet So I will not need heals Fear is what I cast The XP is unreal Newbie monk incoming has pulled his mobs upon me Death feigning... and training Before I die I gate back to Nektulous Forest It's haunting... how I can't seem To find bone chips again The newbs are closing in {Without a sense of uberness and I'm convinced that they're just begging for me to train} I own this camp for sure Ne-cro-man-cer! Kiting with my pet So I will not need heals Fear is what I cast The XP is unreal Kiting with my pet So I will not need heals Fear is what I cast The XP... the XP is unreal! The XP is unreal! The XP is unreal!
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#7
07-08-2010, 05:45 PM
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THE EBAY THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "All the Things She Said", by T.a.T.u.) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain! All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain. All the mobs you train! Heals are not enough! We're in serious shit. We are totally screwed. And we're /yelling for help, no evaccing druid. Grouping with you has opened my eyes. Could I ever believe such a ebay surprise? I keep asking myself, wondering how? They keep wanting you gone, but I can't boot you out. Wanna port to a zone where it's just me and you? Nobody else, cause I'm ebay too! [Nobody else, cause I'm ebay too!] All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain! All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain. All the mobs you train! Heals are not enough! [Heals are not enough!] And you're all twinked out, feeling uber and such. The trains are your fault, but I want you so much. Wanna fly you away where the merchants will sell. And stop off at the bank, to buy all your spells. When they point and laugh - don't insult or bash. Cause I'm buying for you, what you ebayed for cash. I can try to forget, I can try to pretend, But it's making me broke, all this money I lend! All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain! All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain. All the mobs you train! Heals are not enough! [Heals are not enough!] Cleric looking at me. Tell me, what's your HP? Yes, I've lost my mind! Chanter looking at me. Mobs pulled? Seventy-three. Where is the zoneline?! All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain! All the mobs you train. All the mobs you train. Getting our group slain. Getting our group slain. All the mobs you train! Heals are not enough! [Heals are not enough!]
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#8
09-09-2010, 05:21 AM
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