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07-08-2010, 05:40 PM
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THE CLERIC THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Danger Zone", by Kenny Loggins) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Loggin' on my cleric Listen to your ranger's appeal Health bar under tension Beggin' me to chain-cast Heal Highway to the Ranger Zone Right into the Ranger Zone Fightin' until twilight Usin' up my mana tonight You got me sittin' on my butt And meddin' into overdrive Highway to the Ranger Zone I'll take you Right into the Ranger Zone I'll never give a rez to you Until you drag your ivy etched corpse to me I'll never know what you can do Until your AC's as high as it should be Out among the tanks Always where you yearn to be The quicker on the taunt The clearer your stu-pid-i-ty Highway to the Ranger Zone Gonna take you Right into the Ranger Zone Highway to the Ranger Zone
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#2
07-08-2010, 05:40 PM
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THE WIZARD THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "In The End", by Linkin Park) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony It starts with One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard I try I can't get a group So I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Mana's a valuable thing Watch it fly by with the fireballs I fling Watch it increase by the end of the day Mobs tick life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch mana go right out the window Trying to harvest, but didn't even know Wasted it all and now I've got aggro I kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard To get a group But in the end It doesn't even matter My mana falls When I nuke it all But in the end It doesn't even matter One thing I don't know why It doesn’t even matter how hard wizards try, They can't get a group I designed this rhyme to remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Demanding ports like I was your own taxi Remembering all the times you fought with me You're surprised Toxx is so (far) Things aren't the way they were before I can't even do decent damage anymore Not that I could nuke back then Without aggroing mobs on me (in the end) You kept everything inside and even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard To get a group But in the end It doesn't even matter My mana falls When I nuke it all But in the end It doesn't even matter I’ve translocated you Ported as far as I can go And for all this There's only one thing Al'Kabor should know I’ve translocated you Ported as far as I can go And for all this There's only one thing Al'Kabor should know I tried so hard To get a group But in the end It doesn't even matter My mana falls When I nuke it all But in the end It doesn't even matter I tried so hard To get a group But in the end It doesn't even matter My mana falls When I nuke it all But in the end It doesn't even matter
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Another witty, informative, and/or retarded post by:
"You know you done fucked up when Yendor gives you raid commentary." - Tiggles | ||
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#3
07-08-2010, 05:41 PM
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THE DRUID THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Smooth Criminal", re-done by Alien Ant Farm) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony As he came in thru the port ring It was the sound of a wolf thing He came into her camp site He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite. She called GMs while she was able Quick response, what a fable. So she ran to the next mob It was snared too, t'was a quad job. Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? Are you ok newbie? Newbie are you ok? Will you tell us that you're ok? There's a sign at the three-spawn That he killstealed All your orc pawns, newbie He came into your camp site He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite. Then you ran to the next mob It was snared too T'was a quad job. Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie? You've been hit by You've been screwed by - a druid criminal. So he kited through orc highway It was Sunday What a black day No GM resolution Stealing orc pawns Bad intentions Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? Are you ok newbie? Newbie are you ok? Will you tell us that you're ok? There's a sign at the three-spawn That he killstealed All your orc pawns, newbie He came into your camp site He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite. Then you ran to the next mob It was snared too T'was a quad job. Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie? You've been hit by Fuckin KS'd by - a druid criminal. Newbie are you ok? Will you tell us that you're ok? There's a sign at the three-spawn That he killstealed All your orc pawns, newbie He came into your camp site He snared the orc pawns, gonna quad-kite. Then you ran to the next mob It was snared too T'was a quad job. Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? You ok, newbie? Newbie, are you ok? You ok? Are you ok newbie?
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"You know you done fucked up when Yendor gives you raid commentary." - Tiggles | ||
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#4
07-08-2010, 05:42 PM
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THE SHADOWKNIGHT THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Mr. Tinkertrain", by Ozzy Osbourne) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Would you like some harm touch little newb? Come a little closer I'm gonna show you high level mobs tonight I've got a cloud spell full of bad disease Ready made just for aggro-ing Once I'm there I'm gonna feign death mobs on you. I've got a one way ticket To train you to the other side I got a one way ticket So turn around and don't you hide They call me Mr. Karnor's Train That's how I got to get my name They call me Mr. Karnor's Train So come along and play my game Your XP will never be the same Leave dog tower and turn out the lights Got Inno's Curse; I'm a shadowknight A level 60 playing on Xegony I've got the kind of mobs you've never seen Red con and a bit too mean Little newbie turn and try to run away from me I've got a one way ticket To train you to the other side I got a one way ticket So turn around and don't you hide They call me Mr. Karnor's Train That's how I got to get my name They call me Mr. Karnor's Train So come along and play my game Your XP will never be the same Mr. Karnor's Train Never be the same Mr. Karnor's Train Can you say Mr. Karnor's Train? No use crying 'cause you can't zone out Now you're here to stay You can't run, you can't hide You can't survive all the mobs inside Mr. Karnor's Train That's how I got to get my name They call me Mr. Karnor's Train So come along and play my game That's why they call me Mr. Karnor's Train That's why they call me Mr. Karnor's Train
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#5
07-08-2010, 05:42 PM
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THE NEWBIE BEGGAR THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "What About Me?", by Moving Pictures) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Well there's a little newb waiting at the counter of the Freeport bank He's been waiting down there, begging half the zone, They never ever give him what he wants He gets pushed around, knocked to the ground, He gets to his feet and he says... "Whut abowt me???!?!? It iznt fair!!!1! I haev no thingz, now I wnat my shair!@ Don't u have Some plat 4 me???? But u wont giev me thingz 4 free!1! =(" Well there's a halfling newb begging at the counter of the Bazaar shop She's been waiting back there, asking for free things, Ubers walk in and out, they never stop Well, she's not too proud, to beg out loud She runs to the zone and she screams... "Whut abowt me???!?!? It iznt fair!!!1! I haev no thingz, now I wnat my shair!@ Don't u have Some plat 4 me???? But u wont giev me thingz 4 free!1! =(" "Whut abowt me???" Take a step back and see the little newbies They might be twinks But they're the ones that make the high levels cringe. So train them, as they whisper: "Whut abowt me??!!!!!1!!!!~!?" And now I'm standing on the zoneline All the mobs gone home No newbies escaped, nobody's been saved And I'm feeling cold and alone I guess I'm lucky, I raid a lot But sometimes I wish for more loot... than I've got... "Whut abowt me???!?!? It iznt fair!!!1! I haev no thingz, now I wnat my shair!@ Don't u have Some plat 4 me???? Cuz u wont giev me... U wont giev me... U wont giev me thingz 4 free!1! =(" "Whut abowt me??!!!!!!~!?" "Waht abuot me??1@" "Wut abot me?!! ,,|,,"
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Another witty, informative, and/or retarded post by:
"You know you done fucked up when Yendor gives you raid commentary." - Tiggles | ||
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#6
07-08-2010, 05:43 PM
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THE CYBER THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Travellin' Soldier", by the Dixie Chicks) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Two levels past eighteen He was waitin' for the raid in his ivy greens Sat down on a stool at a tavern there Gave his order to the girl with the blonde elven hair He's a little twinked so she gave him a smile And he said would you mind sittin' down for a while And cyberin' me I'm feelin' a little low She said I'm loggin' in an hour but I know where we can go So they went down and they sat on the pier He said I bet you're really a guy but I don't care I've got no one to send naughty /tells to Would you mind if I sent some back here to you? CHORUS: I cried Never gonna talk like that to another guy They told her he's always in danger Waitin' for love from a cyberin' ranger Cybers him in /tells all day Waitin' for him to come back from /AFK Never more to be alone When the wizards say the ranger's porting home So the /replies came From a dungeon zone In Castle Mistmoore then Naggy's home And he told her of his guild It might be leet And all of his gear that was pretty neat Said when it's gettin kinda tough over here I think about that day sittin' down at the pier And close my eyes and see your dirty /tells Don't worry but I won't be able to raid very well CHORUS (Instrumental) One Friday night at a GM event The uber guilds won and the newbies got bent A man said folks would you bow your heads For the list of local dragon raid dead Cryin' all alone at the orc spawn Was a third level wood elf killing all the pawns And one name read and nobody really cared But a pretty little girl with her blonde elven hair CHORUS
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#7
07-08-2010, 05:44 PM
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THE RANGER THEME SONG (3)
(Sing to the tune of "Send Me An Angel", by Scorpions) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Raid leader said just walk this way To the end of the zone The AE blows into your face As shit resists get you owned. Hear his voice within /raidsay Shammies called to cast slow. Use Eagle Eye and then you may Find line of sight for your bow. Here I am Will you send me a ranger? Here I am In the land of the planar zones. Raid leader said just find your place In the Plane of the Storms Must you tank along the way Just cast shield of the thorns Here I am Will you send me a ranger? Here I am In the land of the planar zones. Raid leader said just raise your bow And send tells for buff spells Aim for the head of your foe Just believe in yourself Hear your voice within /raidsay "Please stop walling the mob!" Disc Trueshot and then you may Let the rangers finish the job. Here I am Will you send me a ranger? Here I am In the land of the planar zones. Here I am Will you send me a ranger? Here I am In the land of the planar zones.
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"You know you done fucked up when Yendor gives you raid commentary." - Tiggles | ||
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