EQ humor

[YendorLootmonkey]

THE CLERIC THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Danger Zone", by Kenny Loggins)

By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony

Loggin' on my cleric
Listen to your ranger's appeal
Health bar under tension
Beggin' me to chain-cast Heal

Highway to the Ranger Zone
Right into the Ranger Zone

Fightin' until twilight
Usin' up my mana tonight
You got me sittin' on my butt
And meddin' into overdrive

Highway to the Ranger Zone
I'll take you
Right into the Ranger Zone

I'll never give a rez to you
Until you drag your ivy etched corpse to me
I'll never know what you can do
Until your AC's as high as it should be

Out among the tanks
Always where you yearn to be
The quicker on the taunt
The clearer your stu-pid-i-ty

Highway to the Ranger Zone
Gonna take you
Right into the Ranger Zone

Highway to the Ranger Zone