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07-08-2010, 02:21 PM
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THE RANGER THEME SONG
(To the tune of Stayin Alive) (disco instrumental... naked ranger on corpse retrieval strutting down the pier in Fironia Vie) Well, you can tell by the way my hitpoints go, I'm a ranger man: AC's too low. Blade is sharp and shield is worn. I've been tankin' mobs since I was born. And now it's all right - it's okay. And I may snare and run away. You can try - to understand - why mobs only hit ranger man. If you are in danger and if you're not a ranger, You're stayin alive, stayin' alive. Feel my bones a-breakin' and my ivy helm a-shakin' and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive. STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE... yeah! Well now, I get spanked or I get beat But if I don't get either it's really neat. Got low delay blades in each fist I'm a dual-wield man - and I get mobs pissed. You know it's all right, it's okay. I'll get my corpse another day. You can try - to understand - why you chain-heal ranger man. If you are in danger and if you're not a ranger, You're stayin alive, stayin' alive. Feel my bones a-breakin' and my ivy helm a-shakin' and you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin alive. STAYIN ALIIIIIIIIIVE... yeah! Life goin' quickly. Somebody heal me. Somebody heal me, yeah. Life goin' quickly. Somebody heal me, yeah. Stayin' Alive --- (to beginning and fade... Well, you can tell.... ) DL the MP3, and sing along, it fits perfectly. | ||
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#3
07-08-2010, 05:27 PM
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#4
07-08-2010, 05:37 PM
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THE RANGER THEME SONG (2)
(Sing to the tune of "I Want You To Want Me", by Cheap Trick) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony I want you to heal me. I need you to heal me. I'd love you to heal me. I'm beggin' you to heal me. I want you to heal me. I need you to heal me. I'd love you to heal me. I'll give up the dual-wield swords, put on some AC buffs. I'll stop tauntin those mobs If you say That you'll heal me. Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'? Oh, didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'? Takin' all the hits and still aggro, you know I feel like cryin'. Oh, didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'? I want you to rez me. I need you to rez me. I'd love you to rez me. I'm beggin' you to rez me. I'll give up the dual-wield swords, put on some AC buffs. I'll stop tauntin those mobs If you say That you'll rez me. Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'? Oh, didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'? Takin' all the hits and still aggro, you know I feel like cryin'. Oh, didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'? Takin' all the hits and still aggro, you know I feel like cryin'. Oh, didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me dyin'? I want you to heal me. I need you to heal me. I'd love you to heal me. I'm beggin' you to heal me. I want you to heal me. I want you to heal me. I want you to heal me. I want you to heal me.
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#5
07-08-2010, 05:38 PM
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THE WARRIOR THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "For Those About to Rock", by AC/DC) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony We raid tonight Much to my delight Yeah, yeah... oh Stand up and cast aego Hit points we are about to receive You are the casters You'll buff us with everything we need Hail, hail, to the shadowknights Defensive has got the right of way We ain't no rangers, ain't no rogues We're tankin' to save the day For those about to tank, we salute you For those about to tank, we salute you We tank the gods on the front line Like a wall between them and you The zone's a-light with the uber fight Clerics chain complete heal tonight For those about to tank, we salute you For those about to tank, we salute you For those about to tank, we salute you Yes we do For those about to tank, we salute you Oooh, salute! Oooh, ooooh yeah I'm just a warrior for hire, and my health bar's a-fire Taking flurry hits for you Pick up your arrows, and load up your quiver For a twenty-one bow salute For those about to tank - fire We salute you For those about to tank, we salute you Those about to tank - fire We salute you Fire We salute you We salute you Come on, whooa For those about to tank, we salute you (x4) Shoot, shoot (x2) For those of you, for those who tank Yeah We salute you (x3) Fire
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#6
07-08-2010, 05:39 PM
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THE ENCHANTER THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Every Thing I Do", by Bryan Adams) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Look at all your buffs - you will see A fresh, new clar-it-y. Search your yard - search your home And you'll find me cast-ing Illusion: Gnome. Don't tell me... twelve mobs aren't worth tryin' for You can't tell me... grup's not worth dyin' for You know it's true Everything I mez - I mez them for you Look at all your buffs - you will find Shissar now stacks as designed Buff me as I am - watch my life I will mez it all - my mana sacrificed Don't tell me... loot's not worth fightin' for I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more Ya know it's true Everything I mez - I mez them for you There's no pulls - like Ronne's pulls And no other - could yield more pulls Mobs no-where - unless Ronne's there All the time - all the way Oh - you can't tell me... full spawn's not worth tryin' for I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more I would slow for you - I'd run for you Charm a krup for you - I'd AE stun for you Ya know it's true Everything I mez - I mez them for you
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07-08-2010, 05:40 PM
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THE CLERIC THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Danger Zone", by Kenny Loggins) By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony Loggin' on my cleric Listen to your ranger's appeal Health bar under tension Beggin' me to chain-cast Heal Highway to the Ranger Zone Right into the Ranger Zone Fightin' until twilight Usin' up my mana tonight You got me sittin' on my butt And meddin' into overdrive Highway to the Ranger Zone I'll take you Right into the Ranger Zone I'll never give a rez to you Until you drag your ivy etched corpse to me I'll never know what you can do Until your AC's as high as it should be Out among the tanks Always where you yearn to be The quicker on the taunt The clearer your stu-pid-i-ty Highway to the Ranger Zone Gonna take you Right into the Ranger Zone Highway to the Ranger Zone
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