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Old 04-17-2013, 02:51 AM
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Nizzar has been been working hard to recruit our mothers, aunts, and even our grandmothers off Facebook. In many cases, as Azrael discovered this weekend while visting loved ones at the retirement home, he has even succeeded.

Azrael guild leadership has quickly swung into action with a new advertising campaign. After initially recognizing our target demographic, advertisements have been rolled out nationwide.

The initial response has been amazing. While some applicants were confused initially, both the volume and quality of the candidates is overwhelming. These candidates are motivated by one thing in life - to slay Nihilum and take screenshots of corpses. What unspeakable acts they commit with those screenshots, I cannot even fathom. Some of them just want to login and fraps the action which is cool too, I guess.

Subsequent recruitment campaigns are already being planned targeting the unemployed from monster.com and international H1-B candidates from China.

Just remember, Azrael wasn't the first guild to use the nuclear option when it comes to recruiting. It currently takes an alliance of three guilds to equal Nihilum raiding numbers. Now please stop emailing my grandmother on Facebook.


Grimtoadsz <Azrael>
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possible the best recruitment post i've ever seen

men seeking men, awww yiiissssss
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