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Old 07-01-2010, 07:17 PM
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It's all fun and games until it happens to you.

And there's no XP rez available.

And it happens in Oggok.

And you were bound in Erudin.

And you're a melee class.

And you're a ranger.

And you can't get laid and you're miserable at work. And you're all out of alcohol, but it's Sunday and your state has stupid laws restricting alcohol sales on Sunday, so you're out of luck. And your shit's all retarded and most of your clothes went out of style ages ago. And no one likes the kind of music you like. You know why? Because you like Justin Bieber. Really? Who the fuck is this kid? He's like 6 years old. And he makes more money in one year than I will in my entire life. Fuck. I just dropped my new iPhone 4 and it broke. Ain't that some shit? And now I gotta fuckin walk all the way from Erudin to Oggok as a melee, with no sow, because some level 1's trained my ass while I went AFK in another window to masturbate sadly to pictures of Jessica Rabbit. This fucking sucks. THANKS A LOT, you assclown trainers.
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