Alarti unemployment slash virginity confirmation

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Official Alarti post tracker, to be updated once a month in attempt to "prove" to Alarti that he perhaps spends a little to much time concerned with elf pixels on a fantasy elf simulator:

Jan 30 - Feb 13: 500posts - 35 per day - 13k post per year
Feb 10 - Feb 25: 497posts - 36 per day - 13k post per year

Thus far we can conclude, that with a slight overlap Alarti remains remarkably consistent in his posting habits, and that he has not deviated from his 13,000 posts per year pace.

Further expanding upon this statistic, if each of Alarti's posts take, on average 1 minute to make, he is on pace to spend over 9 days of his life in the current year posting on these forums*.

*note that this is only accounting for post time, not research involved in creating his posts, nor time spent reading threads, and this 1 minute value may change in the future to further reflect accuracy.