Irish RnF (TMO Vs. BDA)

[finalgrunt]

Englishman Irishman and Scotsman, all builders, having sandwiches for lunch on the top floor of a newly constructed skyscraper.

Scotsman looks into his sandwiches and says: ''Nay Egg and Cress again, that's it I am oot of here, I canna tek any more, crivens'' Leaps off the building plummets to his death.
Englishman looks into his sandwiches and says: 'Facks sake not Tuna mayo, sick to deff of facking Tuna mayo, I have had it up to ere with everyfink!' Leaps off the building plummets to his death.
Irishman looks into his and says: 'Bejesus not fecking Cheese and Ham again, I am gonna follow the other boys, Potato!'' Leaps off the building plummets to his death.

Later at the funeral wake, the wives of the men are talking, the whole suicide episode was captured on CCTV footage.

The Scottish man's wife says: 'He only had to say and I would have made him something else'
The English man's wife says: 'Yeah, I would have stopped buying Tuna if he had only just told me'
The Irish man's wife: I don't understand, he made his own sandwiches!

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