Iron Lion Server Event 1/23/2013

[BigSlip]

Originally Posted by Cwall 52.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

when a bunch of us holocaust guys decided to do it big on legacy of zek a few months back, heartbrand joined us and made an enchanter named frump

frump never really pvped with us, instead he mainly just farmed pixels

at one point i believe someone made a bug report post on the forums talking about how gem encrusted rings weren't dropping in frontier mountains(10 ac 7 str ring; pretty irrelevant on a pvp server) and i seem to remember heartbrand commenting on it and pursuing this bug until it got fixed

at a similar time, one day we decided to take a group into sebilis, and we had mornin log onto frump to give our group clarity and haste, since heartbrand had been up all night farming it up the night before for about 12 or 13 hours and was asleep all that day

upon logging onto frump, mornin immediately said in vent, "uhhh.... why the fuck does heartbrand have 34 forest loops in his bags?" without exaggerating at all

needless to say, heartbrand had spent his previous 12 or 13 hours up all night on a low population eq emu pvp server farming 10 ac 7 str rings only to end up with 34 forest loops

this kind of retarded behavior led to lasher one day telling heartbrand he was a useless, bad player and a faggot, followed by heartbrand angrily leaving vent and never playing with us again

wow what a blue faggot

[Kaino]

isnt jaleean someones elses chanter that for some reason let u play it and ever since we have had to listen to your 9 month old troll forum post recycling in ooc

fuck whoever jaleean is for forcing us to listen to your dumb shit

[Cwall 52.0]

Originally Posted by Kaino [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

isnt jaleean someones elses chanter that for some reason let u play it and ever since we have had to listen to your 9 month old troll forum post recycling in ooc

fuck whoever jaleean is for forcing us to listen to your dumb shit

who r u talking to

[BigSlip]

Originally Posted by Kaino [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

isnt jaleean someones elses chanter that for some reason let u play it and ever since we have had to listen to your 9 month old troll forum post recycling in ooc

fuck whoever jaleean is for forcing us to listen to your dumb shit

basiah i know u aint talking to me


u braindead fuck

[Greegon]

Pretty goddamn obvious hes talking to ironlion

[SamwiseRed]

loop dreams

[Nirgon]

Great thread so far looks like Bigslip's already gotten a week in the tank

[Rooster_Cogburn]

Checkraise stared emotionlessly at the gun he held in his hand. This was a culminating point of his life – all those missed opportunities, all those filthy whore women who rejected him, all those empty packets of burritos, laying scattered across his room like crusty pieces of his dignity. What a life...a wasted one at that, and what better a way to go than dying and rotting alone the way he lived – surrounded by his own filth and shortcomings. He wondered if they would need some kind of special crane of machine to remove his bloated corpse.
Checkraise furrowed his brow, the sweat slowly dripping down his clammy chins. This was it, maybe one last pizza would be ordered. He couldn’t go dying on an empty stomach now could he? To Google he went. But then, in a moment of desolation, Checkraise decided to revisit his lost love, to give his old cruel mistress, one last glimpse....
”E..V….E….R…..Q…U…” as he typed in to Google, Checkraise saw something that would avert his suicide, and give his life meaning once again. “EVERQUEST Project 1999 Classic Everquest Server.” His heart skipped a bit, his pupils dilated, his boner boned for the first time in years.
No longer would he have to live in this shame filled world, no longer would his knowledge of ancient computer games go unchecked, no longer would he have to live as a level 1 in his parent’s basement.…this was a new dawn….this was…THE BIRTH OF CHECKRAISE.

[Rettii]

Originally Posted by Cwall 52.0 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

when a bunch of us holocaust guys decided to do it big on legacy of zek a few months back, heartbrand joined us and made an enchanter named frump

frump never really pvped with us, instead he mainly just farmed pixels

at one point i believe someone made a bug report post on the forums talking about how gem encrusted rings weren't dropping in frontier mountains(10 ac 7 str ring; pretty irrelevant on a pvp server) and i seem to remember heartbrand commenting on it and pursuing this bug until it got fixed

at a similar time, one day we decided to take a group into sebilis, and we had mornin log onto frump to give our group clarity and haste, since heartbrand had been up all night farming it up the night before for about 12 or 13 hours and was asleep all that day

upon logging onto frump, mornin immediately said in vent, "uhhh.... why the fuck does heartbrand have 34 forest loops in his bags?" without exaggerating at all

needless to say, heartbrand had spent his previous 12 or 13 hours up all night on a low population eq emu pvp server farming 10 ac 7 str rings only to end up with 34 forest loops

this kind of retarded behavior led to lasher one day telling heartbrand he was a useless, bad player and a faggot, followed by heartbrand angrily leaving vent and never playing with us again

Rofl yes he would whine about non pvp loot not dropping every day

[Proverbs28]

Originally Posted by Rooster_Cogburn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Checkraise stared emotionlessly at the gun he held in his hand. This was a culminating point of his life – all those missed opportunities, all those filthy whore women who rejected him, all those empty packets of burritos, laying scattered across his room like crusty pieces of his dignity. What a life...a wasted one at that, and what better a way to go than dying and rotting alone the way he lived – surrounded by his own filth and shortcomings. He wondered if they would need some kind of special crane of machine to remove his bloated corpse.
Checkraise furrowed his brow, the sweat slowly dripping down his clammy chins. This was it, maybe one last pizza would be ordered. He couldn’t go dying on an empty stomach now could he? To Google he went. But then, in a moment of desolation, Checkraise decided to revisit his lost love, to give his old cruel mistress, one last glimpse....
”E..V….E….R…..Q…U…” as he typed in to Google, Checkraise saw something that would avert his suicide, and give his life meaning once again. “EVERQUEST Project 1999 Classic Everquest Server.” His heart skipped a bit, his pupils dilated, his boner boned for the first time in years.
No longer would he have to live in this shame filled world, no longer would his knowledge of ancient computer games go unchecked, no longer would he have to live as a level 1 in his parent’s basement.…this was a RED dawn….this was…THE BIRTH OF CHECKRAISE.

literally laughed out loud bro. so far personal favorite. need at least 1 other witness to validate story tho.