Best toy EVER!

[stormlord]

Well it's uplifting to see those million dollar jiggling huge breasts.

But... You can get a better look on pOrn sites. I think. Someone told me that.

Sometimes I wonder if I was a flat chested girl browsing a forum what I'd think if I saw guys talking about porn stars with mountainous chests? I'd probably think they were superficial and tell em to eat glue.

I liked matchbox cars. As a kid, I'd ram them into each other. I mean, I was the ref and they'd fight by "punching" each other across the floor. I loved when I made a scratch on them.

Did the same thing to my gi-joes. Destroyed them with rocks and firecrackers. It was a war!

Some other things I liked:
1) Transformers
2) Garbage Pail Kids cards
3) Baseball/Basketball cards
4) Video Gaming
5) Picking my nose
6) Laughing with my friend as we stash our buggers under the bed
7) Destroying stuff; tables, chairs, couches, trees, anything the daddy permits us to
8) Eating paper
9) Rolling/jumping/falling/sliding down steep dropoffs
10) Touching/eating your poop to show you awesome you're
11) Trespassing at night and going where you shouldn't go as a boy

I think I went too far this time. Tooooooooo far. I'm doooooooooooooommmmmmeeeeddddd