I have to lift it up to take a piss.
Be a big girl and put it back down when you have to go.
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I know when I was younger I fell in once, went to drop a deuce and the seat was up. Oh noes! Did I rant and scream at someone? Noooo, I learned to pay attention and make sure the seat was in the position I needed it to be in.
Nasty toilets? Don't piss all over it, and/or CLEAN IT from time to time
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You know what's REALY funny, though? I always have to get onto my GF for putting the LID down after SHE goes. She ALWAYS leaves the lid up and if the seat is down, one of my cats will drink from the toilet if it's open.
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Originally Posted by Omnimorph
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I'm like a ninja, i leave it in whatever state it was before i got there. Then swing out the window and scale the house onto the roof and back through the front door.
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LMAO you win the thread.