Sk8er gnome

[Elleve]

Sk8er gnome is a series of stories written by a player about his (rather silly)adventures in EQ. It was originally posted on the castersrealm website.

[Rhalous]

I think some ppl have re-posted a few of the stories, but I say go ahead and do it!

[Ethanblack]

Originally Posted by Elleve [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Sk8er gnome is a series of stories written by a player about his (rather silly)adventures in EQ. It was originally posted on the castersrealm website.

They're certainly worth the read. Old school chuckles to be had.

Fpr now, I present 'WASAAD', Good for a chuckle

I was invisible and running through the Karanas one day when I noticed a young gnome near the gypsy camp. He was fighting a lion and though it looked like he would win the battle, being a fellow gnome, I decided to help the guy out.

I targeted the lion, clicked on my mesmerize spell, then *started* to type: "I'm mesmerizing the lion for you." I got as far as: "I'm " when I remembered that I had replaced my mesmerize spell with an Area of Effect mesmerize spell... and that I was standing next to an NPC enchantress. Gulp.

My movement keys are mapped to "w a s d" so I frantically stabbed at my keyboard, trying to MOVE and interrupt the spell.

I forgot that I was in typing mode.

The gypsy enchantress didn't like my attempt to mezz her so she promptly charmed me and made me go after the gnome I had been trying to *save*. I watched in horror as my peace-loving character, knife flailing like a crazed sushi chef, chased the little guy down and stabbed him to death.

I found my victim later and apologized profusely... I even gave him a nice weapon and a piece of armor. He was great about it, and laughed when I told him what happened.

He said he didn't know WHAT was going on. One minute he was fighting a lion, the next minute a strange gnome appeared out of NOWHERE, announced: "I'm wwwaaaddd", then sliced him up like Freddy Krueger.