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Originally Posted by Daldolma
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All one needs to do is look at the Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916. Here's a shark that swam near shore IN BROAD DAYLIGHT to bite people in half. The shark did careful scouting to ensure that none of his victims were in nuclear-powered submarines with Tomahawk guided missiles.
This is why I never enter the ocean without a nuclear-powered submarine with Tomahawk guided missiles. I made a promise to my wife and children to protect them, and even if the chances are 1:1,000,000, you damn well better believe that shark is getting a Tomahawk missile up the ass before he comes near my family.
Sorry I'm not some pussy liberal pro-shark attack commie that is content to sit idly by while my family is ripped into pieces.
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I love this comparison, it's like, you're so fucking stupid you don't can't even comprehend the level of stupid you are.
07-22-2012, 05:32 PM
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