Let's be real for a moment

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by SerithCantSpell [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Inglourious Basterds is a zerg guild operating on the Project 1999 EQ EMU server. Our goal is to zerg the content of the classic era of Everquest. We strive not only to be the first to down bosses, but to cockblock other people, with more zergs, and with more pathetic people than any other organization attempting to do what we do. Inglourious Basterds adhere strictly not only to shit on the server, but to a strict internal code of douchebaggery and lots of mountain dews, which shapes how we play the game. Our member pool is fed largely from the welfare center, and we do not recruit people with friends nor familiy - this being said, we encourage our members to openly gank, screw or zergrush any individuals who show promise to raids or other guild groups. While we strive to be the "vision of sad pathetic dumb lewt whores" on Project 1999 in terms of our ethics and our non existant relations with the servers population, a 'family guild' we are not; we are dirty cheaters, and we are not what most people would call 'normal.' Show us respect and you'll get nothing, but we'd rather you give us reason to guildwar.

You have absolutely no idea how funny this actually is.