my penis is to large for my friends vagina

visage · #1 10-04-2011, 07:06 AM

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mmmmm candy.
PS what colour is the van?

If you were my candy and I was your van what color would you be???

JayDee · #2 10-04-2011, 07:10 AM

i dont get creeped out easy
this guy easily creeps me out

visage · #3 10-04-2011, 07:54 AM

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i dont get creeped out easy
this guy easily creeps me out

Melt in your mouth jaydee

visage · #4 10-04-2011, 08:20 AM

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Eldaran · #5 10-04-2011, 09:04 AM

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i dont get creeped out easy
this guy easily creeps me out

I'm 100% with you on this one. Not only is this a fictitious problem, it's also extremely sad that this forum is the only place he has to turn for conversation since everyone in his life refuses to be near him. All he can do is take pictures with strangers who look less than pleased as punch to be within touching distance of him.

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visage · #6 10-04-2011, 09:13 AM

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I'm 100% with you on this one. Not only is this a fictitious problem, it's also extremely sad that this forum is the only place he has to turn for conversation since everyone in his life refuses to be near him. All he can do is take pictures with strangers who look less than pleased as punch to be within touching distance of him.

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I think my blonde friend said it best this weekend

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visage · #7 10-04-2011, 09:17 AM

as far as touching goes

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visage · #8 10-04-2011, 09:20 AM

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and the most sexy thing about this person was.

When I woke up next to her after having fun.
She looked exactly the same as when she was awake.
Not some fake ass dolled horr. Believe me after having a new woman in my bed nearly every week. I've seen my share of chicks that when you wake up their makeup from their face ran off and HOLY ~!~!@~!~ thank god you boot em out by 6 am.

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and yes that was in my bed the morning after ^

LOL come at me some more bro ~ We can pretend like you have as much game as me kk thx.

visage · #9 10-04-2011, 09:36 AM

and for the record. This chick is by no means hot BY NO means hot. So don't even try to bash me for hittin it. However, She is damn well beautiful naturally which is a harder fine than hot bimbos with fake tits. So def rates high enough on Visage scale.

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Yummm

Prahadigm24 · #10 10-04-2011, 02:12 PM

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and the most sexy thing about this person was.

When I woke up next to him after having fun.
He looked exactly the same as when he was awake.
Not some fake ass dolled horr. Believe me after having a new man in my bed nearly every week. I've seen my share of dicks and when you wake up their makeup from their face ran off and HOLY ~!~!@~!~ thank god you boot em out by 6 am.

Only had to make minor changes to fix your post. Sounds more realistic now.