what kind of weed you smokin?

[Grento]

Get a metal pushpin(NOT PLASTIC!), a large beer glass, a bendy straw and your hash.

Place the pushpin on a flat surface, roll up a ball of hash and stick it on the tack, light the hash on fire and let it burn for a second or two, blow it out and immediately put the beer glass on top of it. Wait for it to burn out and the beer glass should be filled up with nice thick milky smoke. Take your bendy straw, slightly lift the corner of the glass just enough to stick one end of the straw under, quickly put one end under and suck all of the smoke out with the other.

Zero smoke loss, and a giant hit.