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Old 09-24-2011, 06:23 PM
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LOL it's true I am balding it sucks ass. I am enjoying the last stages of my hair
Time to go hairless then shave whats left of the head hair and polish it up nice and shiny... women love rubbing bald heads.
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Old 09-24-2011, 07:04 PM
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Smile Show me how to be a man!!!

you know what you guys are right.
i was pretty damn foolish to think that not eating animals was a good idea.
in the spirit of assimilating to the general notion of what is considered masculine behavior I retract my statements expressing concerning for living creatures, the well being of my brothers and sisters, and respect for the great gurus of the past. I am ready to become a man!

Will someone pass me a beer?
Who do I root for in football?
How can I become a more lustful individual driven by what looks right and feels good?
How do I aim a gun?
Am I going to need to buy a truck or an SUV.

God being a man is going to be rough!
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Old 09-24-2011, 07:09 PM
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Why be around so long you can dribble applesauce on your bib and have people wipe your ass for you? Die young and make a good-lookin' corpse.

Pile some more cow on my plate. Clip its horns, wipe its ass, and send it in.

People like me go early...so hey, look at it as a good thing if you want.
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Old 09-24-2011, 09:18 PM
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you know what you guys are right.
i was pretty damn foolish to think that not eating animals was a good idea.
in the spirit of assimilating to the general notion of what is considered masculine behavior I retract my statements expressing concerning for living creatures, the well being of my brothers and sisters, and respect for the great gurus of the past. I am ready to become a man!

Will someone pass me a beer?
Who do I root for in football?
How can I become a more lustful individual driven by what looks right and feels good?
How do I aim a gun?
Am I going to need to buy a truck or an SUV.

God being a man is going to be rough!
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