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Yea probably this
So that chuckwalla in the first pic, he did eventually drink from the bottle. But before any of that, he ran up simultaneously trying to drink and possibly nip my finger, he was certainly a hissy boy, making little lizard hiss noises with his mouth open
What I’m guessing is his lizard brain was elated to discover a new water source, and he became territorial like “get away from my new water source, human”
I wanted to explain “bro, I AM your new water source”, but I knew he’d never understand. So I made lizard noises and did pushups like they do and he chilled out. He eventually drank from the bottle for like minutes and stopped trying to bite me
Afterwards as I drank from the same bottle because I had to, it was 101ish out and I had a ways to go, I remembered either yourself or one of my RL friends reminded me that lizards can carry salmonella. And that lizard was getting his filthy lizard tongue all up in the bottle. So the rest of the day and the next day I was worried my stomach was going to start to melt. Or that I got lizard herpes or something
So far so good though
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07-05-2026, 09:36 PM
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