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Old 01-22-2026, 08:47 PM
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Loramin undoubtedly has a tiny penis, Precisely 99 micrometers. It was during his fruitless search for some kind of medical cure that he happened upon the project when googling "Is there a remedy for my p99?".

The algorithm couldn't fathom a human having such miniscule genitalia that it responded, "Do you mean 'What is Remedy on P99?'" and top link was the remedy page on P99 wiki.

"Well, updating this wiki will at least make me feel larger.". And our star was born.

Please don't shame this man further, I worry for his well-being if he can't promote the wiki. Just accept him and move on (as he has accepted his pimple penis)
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