10kpp Giveaway, all welcome to participate

[Excellio]

Here's my other entry:

So, one day I went to log into P99, and suddenly, more than 300 players were suspended for hacking and using prohibited 3rd party software. I must say that in all of my years of playing EverQuest, I had never encountered such a phenomenon. It seemed so unlikely that so many people on one server would all choose to do stuff that was explicitly against the rules, all simultaneously. I also wondered what they did with all that plat that got removed... I figured it was probably on a mob somewhere, like a fire beetle or something, and some newb is gonna kill that fire beetle because he needs a fire beetle eye, and then he won't be able to walk because he'll be all crazy encumbered. And there probably won't even be a fire beetle eye on that particular fire beetle corpse.