If you were thinking about no longer playing on P99 servers

[Hasbinbad]

this is a wild thread in late 2025

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I see the tradition lives.

My guild runs out of a group house in Cleveland. We have had nothing but respect from the p99 team, and they even kicked in for our annual charity drive last year. "Team Juicebox" took home the silver.

[commandojonesy]

Originally Posted by Infectious [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Will say it again and again, best guides and Gms in the emu community. Get this scum bags and his "son" outta here. Kid can't steer a character but he lands them heals and slows just fine. Fuck outta here.

you know nothing

[commandojonesy]

Originally Posted by Wakanda [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

If this really happened Im pretty sure the person could have just pulled his phone out and recorded his computer screen and then his son sitting in front of another computer and the GMs and community would be sympathetic, but like. Cmon now, dude. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] If this story was real it legit seems like torture to the kid, lmao.

Like that time I got in trouble for paying my nephew to grind BGs for me during summer break. Had no idea I was violating child labor laws until the FBI showed up.

I offered!!! they didnt even acknowledge it

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by Sadre Spinegnawer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cleveland.

At least you're not Detroit.

[Danth]

Originally Posted by commandojonesy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I offered!!! they didnt even acknowledge it

Reason why is because from their side of things, existence of family doesn't do anything to demonstrate you aren't multi-boxing. The server guides and GMs don't administer those "boxing tests" at random; they'll watch you for awhile (in invisible mode) first and only select you for a test if you already look suspicious.

I had a similar conversation with the GMs here years ago (albeit I asked first, and so avoided running into the problems you have). My own solution to being told much the same things you were, was I did not allow my daughter to play on P99 until she was 8 and could follow such commands unassisted. Simply put, P99's ruleset means P99 is unsuited to people with certain disabilities, people who do not speak english at a functional level, or very small children.

Yeah, it's harsh and frustrating. Blame the legion of trolls and cheaters who'll abuse any inch of good-will given.

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by Wakanda [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Cmon now, dude. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] If this story was real it legit seems like torture to the kid, lmao.

sherlock holmes over here [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.][You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[shovelquest]

"Dad I can't figure it out! NO Im in the water NO dad how do i do this"

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[wuanahto]

get to the point with what rule you broke and how dismissive you were with the guides

[wuanahto]

oh i see

hey anyone got that image saved of that one dude laying on the floor with p99 on the living room screen and proped his son in front of a laptop with p99 up as well and asked his wife to take a pic?