A Fish Tale - a P99 Event

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by CrazyPro [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Where are we supposed to post our fish stories?

the event npc by the dock i assume using "paste from Clipboard" hotkey, here's mine though.

Ah, yes. I was fishing in Lake Rathetear, as one does, enjoying a quiet afternoon. A serene setting, or so I thought. I had my spellbook open, reviewing a few of my more potent teleportation spells. Suddenly, a ripple. A flash of silver and blue scales. And before I could react, I saw it—a large, peculiar fish with scales that shimmered like mithril.

I watched, intrigued, as another adventurer came to the shore. He didn't seem to notice me at all. I recognized his armor; he was a Paladin. From his pack, he pulled a small pouch and tossed something into the water. The strange fish immediately swam up and consumed it.

What happened next still gives me pause. The fish began to glow with an intense, white light. It shimmered and changed, and in a puff of mist, it was gone. In its place stood a High Elf woman in royal robes.

She spoke with the paladin, then, with a flash of light, she simply vanished. I stood there, utterly dumbfounded, as the paladin put away his pack and began to walk off. I didn't tell a soul. After all, what wizard would admit to being out-magicked by a fish? No one would believe me anyway.

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not a traditional exaggerated, or unbelievable fish tale story but the idea of witnessing a paladin doing the princess lenya quest then trying to tell someone about it i think qualifies.

[shovelquest]

Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Guy is fishing in a Lamborghini.

[chillybob]

Originally Posted by shovelquest [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Guy is fishing in a Lamborghini.

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[Ekco]

Originally Posted by chillybob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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i focused on what actually matters, FashionQuest. my non visible slots aren't that great and my gloves/boots were picked because of how they match my Robe(s)

so it's more like a Lambo with flood damage or something, doubt Ekco is even in the top 100 of wizards on blue based on hp/mana

reasonably priced economy sedan is more accurate

[CrazyPro]

Originally Posted by Ekco [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the event npc by the dock i assume using "paste from Clipboard" hotkey, here's mine though.

Well my fish story I'm writing up is like 50 times the size of the in game character limit for a single message sooooooooo

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by OriginalContentGuy [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My fish finder lead me to the back door of the Seafarer's Roost when I saw her. A strapping adventurer as well as fishmonger that I am led me to inquire whither or not she was a princess fallen from an island in the sky. She smiled a mouthy grin like a barricuda. I asked if could dip my pole in her tackle box. She coyly replied that I must be NO RENT and consumed two stacks of short beer without ever taking her eyes off me.

art.

Originally Posted by CrazyPro [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well my fish story I'm writing up is like 50 times the size of the in game character limit for a single message sooooooooo

10 pages of hotkeys with 12 buttons on each page with 5 lines in each button, chain that shit together in your CrazyPro_project1999.ini and mash those buttons out like you mean it.