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Old 07-22-2025, 03:04 AM
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Crampons and you’re golden
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Old 07-22-2025, 01:16 PM
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From a work training:

“You don’t have the balls, you little bitch”
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Old 07-22-2025, 05:53 PM
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Old 07-22-2025, 06:03 PM
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Old 07-23-2025, 05:54 PM
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Old 07-24-2025, 01:03 AM
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Upper body getting pretty dialed in, boys

Need to get legs up a tiny bit more. Calves are a bitch
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Old 07-24-2025, 01:55 AM
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Old 07-25-2025, 02:27 AM
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I’d walk up to them, wink, put my hands on my hips and say, ladies

That’s not the correct way to use that. Stop or I’ll have security escort you out

No one can resist my game

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Old 07-26-2025, 12:43 PM
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I can’t believe I would ever be saying this, but fucking Borat is a perfect example of an ideal completely natural aesthetic physique that a decent amount of women would be into

Doesn’t require a lot of muscle, but great shoulder to waist ratio (arguably the most influential thing when it comes to attractiveness rated by women in surveys. Overall symmetry is good, nothing looks too big or too small relatively. Abs look weird but that’s genetics, and no traps

But overall, not bad Borat. And that’s all that’s needed, nothing beyond that
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Old 07-26-2025, 01:00 PM
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Isla fisher is 10x more hot than him and 10x more funny.
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