Do you pee in public pools?

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Absolutely not. I don’t pee in pools, don’t pee in lakes, don’t pee in the ocean

And when I go drunken tubing down the river with friends, I pull our entire gaggle over to the shore so I can piss on a bush. And considering I’m drinking booze like a fish this happens often. And if anyone complains I throw a full-blown autistic tantrum meltdown and they don’t complain again

I dunno, I’ve been called a bitch and weird by my own father about it. I just feel like peeing in a body of water is the same as peeing on yourself. That the piss ends up on me somehow as it leaves my body

Now could I if my life depended on it? Come on, of course not