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Old 09-10-2023, 01:41 PM
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Going on first date with this chick from March tomorrow, she picked bowling
Hadn’t bowled in a while but bowling is pretty fun

Got to drop on the attendant “do you guys have 12lb balls?” And when he said “yea” “wow, how do you walk around then?” Because of course I have to ask that. Dude said that was the first time someone got him with that, a travesty IMO. Maybe he’s a new hire

Another nice thing about bowling is you get to see that backside, well as much as the girl wants you to with the outfit of course [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I told the date if she beat me the first game I was gonna pitch a fit and walk the F off the date. And she fucking did. But I won the next 2 best of 3. Because I’m not gonna let her win overall, ESTABLISH DOMINANCE

I told her we couldn’t leave till we both got strikes and then I started lighting up some strikes and she got like 2. And the first didn’t even do a strike walk off. I told her I practiced my strike walk off for 30 goddamn minutes in front of a mirror

I was the president and chairman of the Right Corner Club for the first game, then she barged her way into my exclusive club and the became the new president the next 2 games

I think my highest I bowled was like 139 so I sucked. But she was worse, as girls are at everything
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