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Old 03-10-2023, 04:26 PM
Sadre Spinegnawer Sadre Spinegnawer is offline
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Oh Patrece.


I got a joke for everyone! Lighten mood good for revolution! Old professor's joke from 70's!

Prof a: You're teaching critical mouse theory in your science class? What is critical mouse theory?

Prof b: Critical Mouse Theory explores how science labs are inherently anti-mouse-ist.


Prof a: But that's not why labs exist, that's not why mice work for labs, it's irrelevant to why any of this interests us.



Prof b: Well, it's a structuralist theory...


Prof a: Say no more. I'd be calling it a critical theory too. What a mess that pot of shit is! Death of free will is no way to make friends in this world...



Prof b: But it got me tenure!

(Audience laughs from the 70's!)
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Old 03-10-2023, 04:45 PM
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Old 03-10-2023, 06:30 PM
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Old 03-10-2023, 07:21 PM
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As the poet Socrates said, that's why split milk goes under the bridge. To get the red out.
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