DIRTY JOKES CONTENT ADVISORY

[Hasbinbad]

So I was fucking this chick..

..and I turn her over, and before she knew what was happening, I put it in her ass..

..and as I was about to nut..

..she turns to me and says "Don't you think it's a little presumptuous to just turn me over and start fucking me in the ass?"

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..and I says "no.."

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"..but I do think presumptuous is a awfully big word for an eight year old."