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Old 02-16-2023, 02:24 PM
Sadre Spinegnawer Sadre Spinegnawer is offline
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Ok. Someone asked me, "What about hookers?" A lot of people think this is the ez sure thing, just go walk around where the hookers are, grinning yer ass off.


It sadly doesn't work that way. Hooker's do business sex. It generates "fizz" the equivalent of 70's brickweed. And sitting next to the John is no solution. It's mostly just this sad, droopy orgasm feeling.


Word to the wise. I always encourage young people to fall in love. We all do. Next time grandpa tears up at a wedding, now you know why. You're welcome.
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