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Old 02-04-2023, 02:26 PM
Sadre Spinegnawer Sadre Spinegnawer is offline
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It's the only way they listen to you Chortles. The more brass you get in your voice, the faster these pussies jump. I literally don't have all day. My meds kick in right after my slap fight trainer and I are finished for the day. I need those mimosas. You need to get what we call a good "ruff" in your jowls and neck in the over 70 bracket or your carotid just splats. Brunch mimosas are sine qua non -- they just work.


Someday I might face the Oslo Walrus in a slap fight. I want to be ready.
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