I did not get the shots and do not regret it

[Encroaching Death]

Originally Posted by goblinmob [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Pitch for the new Final Destination?

A profit-driven, diabolical scientist name Dr. Bauci forces everyone to take his vaccine.

Everyone listens to the science and sniffs their own farts, but low and behold, their limbs start rotting off.

They continue to ridicule the "poor white trash rednecks" who decided to wait 6 months before getting the vaccine.

Rotting limbs becomes cool and trendy and soon 90% of the Earth's population has melted eyes and no limbs.

They all hop around like little chicken nuggets.

The white trash rednecks inherit the earth because no one can hop fast enough to occupy the White House before they can.

Before long, the "Vaccine Nazis" get addicted to the jab and turn into puddles of goo and seep into the sewers where they belong.

Happily ever after. The End.

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