The moon landings were real and here is the proof

[Ooloo]

Wait is this thread seriously about whether or not they were real?

Yes they were real. Here's how I know: Cause they were cancelled, cause they were insanely expensive and nobody cared anymore after we beat russia. Apollo 13 is a great movie, but also a legitimately well done historical documentary in many ways.

I mean if you're gonna fake it, why stop at the moon? Why send a bunch of stupid beep-boop robots to mars instead of just faking that too?

[Elizondo]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I mean if you're gonna fake it, why stop at the moon? Why send a bunch of stupid beep-boop robots to mars instead of just faking that too?

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[Ooloo]

Yeah I can composite low res images too though.

[Elizondo]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Yeah I can composite low res images too though.

The photo on the right is an official photograph of Mars from NASA

[Jibartik]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Wait is this thread seriously about whether or not they were real?

Yes they were real. Here's how I know: Cause they were cancelled, cause they were insanely expensive and nobody cared anymore after we beat russia. Apollo 13 is a great movie, but also a legitimately well done historical documentary in many ways.

I mean if you're gonna fake it, why stop at the moon? Why send a bunch of stupid beep-boop robots to mars instead of just faking that too?

the purpose of nasa was to ween us of interest in space during the period of time where we could have started spreading out into he stars.

They wanted us on earth, building weapons to kill each other with that tech.

They shut NASA down, because it succeeded in its mission.

Now they are doing it all over again, instead of pointing telescopes at the planets scientists say could have life on them here on earth, moons of Jupiter, or Saturn, the lights on the moon, the monolith on the mars moon, and all the other things people are interested in, they uprezzed a couple photos that look like pollock paintings.

You can tell i am right because when a citizen got up there instead of doing all that stuff too, he put a car in a big dark area for us to look at.

Its all a scam.

[Elizondo]

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[Jibartik]

"quick their interested in space go take a picture of the desert and tell them that's all that's out there"

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I mean if you're gonna fake it, why stop at the moon?

Because we can all clearly see the moon which makes it personal.

The trick is to get an emotional reaction from nothing (min/max).

Imagine being a Russian and every time you see the moon you're reminded somebody beat you.

Imagine being American and everytime you see the moon you think you're greater than everybody.

It was a way to generate hate, dissapointment, anger, pride, etc. from nothing (see shool shootings).

But the moon isn't there for that. It's there for greater things than that.

Originally Posted by Ooloo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why send a bunch of stupid beep-boop robots to mars instead of just faking that too?

The Mars robots are also fake.

[Elfminster]

Originally Posted by Jibartik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

"quick their interested in space go take a picture of the desert and tell them that's all that's out there"

I used to think it was filmed in a desert but then the penny dropped.

It's fimed entirely in some kind of digital imaging creation software so those astronauts aren't even real they're photorealistic cartoon characters.

This software has been used to create web sites like Pornhub and YouTube too.

They also have technology which allows them to change the way the way they look IRL.

That's how celebs get around without being noticced.

It makes sense because humans are mutiipurpose and heaven would be boring if you looked the same forever.

Heaven is all about having choice so hell is the opposite therefore in heaven you can choose how you look and in hell you can't.

[Elfminster]

If my wife can change the way she looks then I can fuck a different girl every day without cheating on my wife.

That's my dream.

With technology and women my dream is possible.