This forum is officially ded.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Speaking of entertainment, I'd like to introduce the true star of tonight's show, the birthday girl -- age 90! -- Ms. Carol Lawrence!

(slight applause. the sound of a thousand elbows crackling like dry leaves.)

You say: The raid tonight
It was supposed to start at nine.
I saw you, afk but online!

The raid, tonight,
It needed you tonight
Where are you
Why are you
AFK!!!!

Today, all day I had this feeling
That you will prolly fuck up
I now know I was right

For there you are
A worthless piece of shit afk
Tonight!"


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAROL LAWRENCE!!!