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It's game, set and match for women's equality

Finally, after years of injustice, female athletes were finally paid the same as men in this year's Norrath Open Gnome throwing championship held in West Commonlands.

This is what chief event organiser and women's rights activist Connie Lingus had to say on the matter,

"It's very simple; female athletes are identical to male athletes so they should both get paid the same amount and thanks to my campaign to bring awareness to unfair pay practices in sport now they do. This is both a victory for norrathkind and a victory for fans of the sport!"

In the men's singles, number 2 seed Kenny Dewitt won after tossing 7450 Gnomes in 11 hours and five minutes in front of a record breaking sized crowd.

Kenny Dewitt was handed 950KPP and a trophy for his victory.

In the women's singles, number 3255 seed Kanesha Lachelle won after tossing 56 Gnomes in 1 hour and 32 minutes before giving up.

Kanesha Lachelle was handed 950KPP and a dish for her victory.

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