I've been told that life is not meant to be fair

[Elfminster]

"death is a part of life"

Let's condense it down...

"death is life"

Let's see if it's logical..

"dogshit is ice cream"
"boring is fun"
"losing is winning"
"unfairness is fair"
"illogical is logical"
"bad maths is good maths"
"dumb is smart"
"drowning is not drowning"
"hate is love"
"mortaliy is immortality"
"ugly is pretty"

[Elfminster]

Can you imagine the dalai lamer teaching you how to become an electrician, "listen up, I'm the chosen electrician, negative is positive".

You wouldn't want him working on planes or elevators.